Calabasas

stuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they cant see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulative, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naive, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves... then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if theyre not totally provoking them.

this does NOT apply to everyone.
"What school do you go to?"
"Calabasas"
::disgusted looks::
by Jessi December 30, 2003
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Tic-Tac-Time

when its that time of the month for a chick, but she is too shy to say 'period'
she could say to her friend "do u have any tic-tacs?" instead of the more emabarrassing "do u have any tampons?"
by Jessi January 18, 2004
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crippla

better than cronic .. slang for crippler .. the best knock u on ur ass bud there is.
"i got tore up at Matts house smokin da crippla" .. DOUG
by Jessi April 20, 2005
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flog

Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat o' nine tails. Commonly used by pirates.
Avast! Handsomely now, hand over th' swag, lest ye yearn for a flogging.
by Jessi September 29, 2004
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shwag

by Jessi September 08, 2003
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normal

What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.
Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.
by Jessi December 30, 2003
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booger

by Jessi September 08, 2003
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