Jessi's definitions

crippla

better than cronic .. slang for crippler .. the best knock u on ur ass bud there is.

"i got tore up at Matts house smokin da crippla" .. DOUG

by Jessi April 20, 2005

flog

Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat o' nine tails. Commonly used by pirates.

Avast! Handsomely now, hand over th' swag, lest ye yearn for a flogging.

by Jessi September 29, 2004

shwag

low quality marijuana

by Jessi September 8, 2003

normal

What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.

Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.

by Jessi December 30, 2003

cara

One of the coolest people I know and love! She's super awesome.

"That chick is no Cara, she's just not cool enough."

by jessi May 15, 2004

jude

to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.

I was walking through Trafalger Square yesterday when i almost ran into a group of three judes.

by jessi January 26, 2004

Loser

A person who is extremely cool and happy with themselves, yet looked down upon for being different. Just because someone is a loser doesn't mean they are not cool. The cool part about being a loser is getting to admit you are one.

Losers are cool.

by Jessi December 30, 2003