Jessi's definitions

University of Rhode Island

URI is definately a party school! Besides all the on campus parties all week long, none of the bars in Rhode Island card, so there's always a place to party.

Looking for a party? Go to URI!

by jessi January 26, 2004

ugtard

a hybrid of the two slang terms;
fucktard and ugmo, an ugtard is a derogatory term for someone who is both unattractive and acting like a mentally handicapped person.

i.e. The rock band Oasis are a bunch of ugtards.

by jessi January 26, 2004

tardmo

a combination of the words retarded and motherfucker being slang for 'tard' and 'mo.' a tardmo is someone who is so stupid that they are similar to someone who is mentally handicapped and a motherfucker.

You actually bought an Oasis CD you tardmo!

by jessi January 26, 2004

jude

to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.

I was walking through Trafalger Square yesterday when i almost ran into a group of three judes.

by jessi January 26, 2004

Tic-Tac-Time

when its that time of the month for a chick, but she is too shy to say 'period'

she could say to her friend "do u have any tic-tacs?" instead of the more emabarrassing "do u have any tampons?"

by Jessi January 18, 2004

Johnny Depp

The best actor ever to walk the earth. not only just because he's so damn sexy, but because he's so talented and doesn't care what the hell people think about him. he could do any blockbuster he wants to, but he likes to go against the grain. did i mention he's a sexy bitch? well, he is, i'm very happy for (and jealous of) vanessa paradis.

he's kind of like a slug, he oozes sexy out and leaves a trail of sexy wherever he goes! sexy, talented, and humble, what else do u look for in a guy?

by Jessi December 31, 2003

Calabasas

stuck up, bitchy, horny, "straight but willing to experiment", rich, slut princesses (with the exception of the minority of genuine people) and many of the guys are self centered egotistical testosterone filled jackasses with their heads shoved so far up their asses they cant see anymore and can go fuck the horses they rode in on twice because they are chauvinistic, condescending, patronizing, manipulative, imbroglio-causing, mannerless, naive, pricks with no respect and it is disgusting how they treat women and think so highly of themselves... then again the way many of the girls around here act, they probably deserve it, if theyre not totally provoking them.

this does NOT apply to everyone.

"What school do you go to?"
"Calabasas"
::disgusted looks::

by Jessi December 30, 2003