Jess's definitions

unmod

The best part of Kraptastica, imho.

Unmod is a good place to post threads about nothing.

by Jess April 25, 2004

what'ago

Texan for "before"

"Y'all see what was on Jerry what'ago?"
A: Want some grits?
B: Nah, I just had some what'ago.

by jess February 1, 2004

Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.

You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"

by Jess October 20, 2003

somebody told me

The first hit single by the band 'The Killers', off of their album 'Hot Fuss'. Said album was released in 2004.

Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in Feburary of last year.

by Jess February 19, 2005

Wow

The word used when something pointless happens and you are so mad. It also is used when you have nothing to say because the situation is so stupid.

1)"Jen and Jason hooked up"
"WOOOOOWWW thats pointless"

2)"Wow!! She is so annoying!"

3) "Wooooowwww" *Rolleyes*

by Jess March 12, 2004

holy moley

Phrase used when surprised. Usually used by neatos. Similiar to "Oh my gosh!" Derived from "holy crap!"

Holy moley! I think I love Joe!!!

by Jess September 13, 2004

diznick

A stupid way to spell dick.

Suck my diznick, biatch.

by Jess December 8, 2004