Jess's definitions

Wow

The word used when something pointless happens and you are so mad. It also is used when you have nothing to say because the situation is so stupid.

1)"Jen and Jason hooked up"
"WOOOOOWWW thats pointless"

2)"Wow!! She is so annoying!"

3) "Wooooowwww" *Rolleyes*

by Jess March 12, 2004

Jhonen Vasquez

The meaning of life.

He was going to kill himself, but then he recalled Jhonen Vasquez and opted to stay awhile.

by jess January 11, 2004

beefer

looking rank after a particularly heavy night out, look often lasts a whole day.

jen must have had a good night last night, she's looked beefin All day!

by jess October 19, 2003

funktacular

Something that is uber cool and swanky. Something happy. Spectacular and Funky combined.

That was a Funktacular show!

by Jess October 20, 2003

romped

a sexual activty

torrie romped jess

by jess August 14, 2003

man prude

When a woman does things with a man...but a man never "repays" the woman.

John was being man prude with me last night.

by Jess March 14, 2004

guido

These guys are actually a lotta fun to hang around, they joke around and they're usually very funny, but their style is indeed tacky... they act all tough and some make comments about non-whites, which is funny because a lot of the time they tend to try to look/act Puerto Rican and even black but still try to pick up on their women.

A good example of a Guido would be some guy I knew who drove a drop-top Miata with a lil Italian flag on one side and an American flag on the other. He also had a Italian flag tattooed on his arm, over kill anyone?

by jess April 17, 2005