150 definitions by Jess

kosher

When every thing is chill

Don't worry, everything's kosher.

by Jess March 7, 2005

diznick

A stupid way to spell dick.

Suck my diznick, biatch.

by Jess December 9, 2004

close-minded

Adjective used by some democrats to describe anyone who does not agree with liberal points of view.

Republican: "I think that the invasion of Iraq was perfectly justified."

Democrat: "Well, you're just too narrow-minded to see that liberals are always right about everything."

Me: "It would be easier to see what is right if you pulled your head out of your ass..."

by Jess July 7, 2005

girl pants

a pair of women's pants, but called girl pants because a man is wearing them. A typical fashion of metrosexuals.

Dave is wearing girl pants!

by Jess December 28, 2004

O.E.

Olde English 800 Malt Liquor. Usually sold in 40 oz or 32 oz bottles at low end convienince stores.

Say playa, I'm gone pound dis 40 of OE an git DRONK.

or

Naw nigga, dat ain't no gold toof. Dat's a O.E. can wrapped round yo toof. You dum-ass nigga

by Jess November 30, 2003

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 12, 2005

rip ass

to pass gas from ones ass

eew man somthing smells rank. did you just rip ass!

by Jess April 30, 2003