Jess's definitions

shoot a monkey

said after making a mistake.

Shoot a monkey, I forgot my keys in the car!

by Jess April 11, 2005

Chuck Taylors

A pair of Converse shoes that have a flat rubber sole. They come in either high top or low top, and the low tops are a little bit cheaper than the high tops. They also wear down quickly. Just cause they're worn by somebody, it doesn't make them a poseur, goth, or whatever. They're just a pair of shoes.

"Chucks are old-school, but now they're turning into more of a trend"

by Jess April 7, 2005

Modest Mouse

An indie band made up of Isaac Brock the lead singer, Eric Judy the bassist, and Jeremiah Green the drummer. They've released four albums: This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About, The Lonesome Crowded West, The Moon and Antarctica, and Good News For People Who Love Bad News. They're an amazing band because of their quirky lyrics that somehow make sense in the end.

The track 3rd Planet off the Moon and Antarctica album was a great opener

by Jess April 7, 2005

morality

Morality can be defined as that which ought be furthered as an end in itself.

I have no examples for you..

by Jess March 28, 2005

bum

doing nothing, bludging

lets just do nothing and bum around

by jess March 27, 2005

ducci

a hot wisconsin dago car salesman that plays pool and drinks a lot of miller

man, wheres a ducci when you wanna look at him?

by Jess March 16, 2005

Jersey salute

use of the middle finger

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language

by Jess February 27, 2005