Jess's definitions

fleava

the ultimate insult; cannot be topped or overcome; literal meaning is "Your face is a permanent mess, unlike mine"

Jane: Have you seen my favorite sweater?
Kelly: Yes, I borrowed it and then accidently spilled fruit punch on it.
Jane: You fleava!

by Jess March 29, 2004

uncircum nichols

Its when you scream uncomfortably when someone rolls back the foreskin preferably in at least 3 octaves higher than normal pitched talked.

mike has an uncircum nichols and moans uncomfortably, usually begging for mercy as the foreskin is pushed back to reveal his pale head

by jess June 11, 2006

Ghandi

Nickname for a kid whos real name is Eli, also short for Elizabeth.

Ghandi + Jess = big fucking boning orgy every fucking night SO KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF BITCH

by Jess February 24, 2004

Jersey salute

use of the middle finger

As it applies to the infamous Jersey drivers, this salute is usually given with some road rage and foul language

by Jess February 27, 2005

fa-drizzle

Another Slang word invented to make excuses for not acknowledging the english language.
Most Popular in the hip-hop community or by others who chose to emulate it.

This is self-explanatory

by Jess February 20, 2005

hieu

best friend, always there when you need her. funny, strong is so many ways.

wow i wish i was hieu

by jess May 4, 2004

Bill Clinton

One of the worst presidents in U.S. history. Cheated on his wife, then lied about it (but I kind of don't blame him, I mean, look at who his wife is). Inherited a good economy and took credit for it. Then destroyed the economy, while Bush takes the blame. The president doesn't have much to do with the economy.

Only president so far to have been elected by MTV. Oh, yeah, and his running mate claimed to have invented the internet after Clinton got out of office.

by Jess April 17, 2005