brown eyes

The most beautiful color of eyes. Italians, Spanish, Indians, Arabs, Blacks, and Latinos most commonly have this color. Brown Eyes are sexy as hell. If you get blue contacts or green you are just degrading yourself. Work with what you got.

Brown eyes are sexy. People who dye their hair blonde, get fake blue contacts, and fake tans are degrading themselves.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007

missouri

Misery. Seriously sound it out, Miss-or-ee. It relates to the state Missouri because it is in the middle of fucking no where. It has no beaches. People don't know if its in the fucking south or mid-west because they act hickish but they aren't south.

I'm pretty much in misery living in Missouri. PS. I'm not trying to offend a lot of ppl. I just don't like that state but that doesn't mean my opinon matters. Make up your own and go there.

by jersey kid December 24, 2007

cheesy

Something that is Cliché or overdone. Examples are livestrong bands, crank dat soulja boy, or outdated slang.

Cheesy Person: Hey Wazzup dawg!!??!? we in this shizzle

Me: That's so cheesy, ghetto people don't even talk like that

by Jersey Kid February 02, 2008

iced out

To be dressed with lots of jewelry, usually platinum or diamond, can be a; grill, watch, necklace, ring, earring

DUDE! you look so iced out with your platinum grill, diamond encrusted rolex, and diamond stud earrings.

by Jersey Kid December 25, 2007

dime

hot girl, 10 out of 10 on the hottness scale;
usually has the following qualities:

1. Full lips

2. Thick thighs

3. Round butt

4. Big bust

5. Flat stomach

6. Longish hair

7. Has a hot name like, Erica, Monica, Monique, etc.

Ay Sarah is a dime, did you see her last night? damnnn! she looked fine as hell

by Jersey Kid December 25, 2007

fat

Here is a 2007 census of the healthiest to most unhealthy states:

1. Vermont
2. Minnesota
3. Massachusetts
4. Maine
5. New Hampshire
6. Nebraska
7. Iowa
8. Utah
9. Hawaii
10 Kansas
11. Rhode Island
12. North Dakota
13. Connecticut
14. Washington
15. Wisconsin
16. New Jersey
17. Oregon
18. Virginia
19. California
20. Ohio
21. Michigan
22. South Dakota
23. Pennsylvania
24. Idaho
25. West Virginia
26. Montana
27. New York
28. Colorado
29. Kentucky
30. Wyoming
31. North Carolina
32. Illinois
33. Indiana
34. Missouri
35. Maryland
36. Alaska
37. Arkansas
38. Tennessee
39. Delaware
40. Alabama
41. Oklahoma
42. Arizona
43. Texas
44. Georgia
45. South Carolina
46. Florida
47. Nevada
48. Mississippi
49. New Mexico
50. Louisiana

How fat is your state?

by Jersey Kid January 24, 2008

napoleon dynamite

It really is not that funny. (I have seen it 4 times, not by choice) There is no plot, it is basically going into the most boring school finding a geek and making a movie about him needing chapstick and him having a crazy uncle. Most people only like it because everyone else does. If you really like good for you I'm not telling you not to and if you were one of the orignal people to watch it and like it that's even better.

I'm not a napoleon dynamite hater it's just that a lot of people only like it because it's the flavor of the month. Just like Crank Dat Soulja Boy, Borat, Livestrong bands, and Ay Bay Bay this trend will die.

by Jersey Kid November 23, 2007