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White Glove

1. A person of high social and economical status.
2. Clean, tightly, and neat.
3. A very talented European musician, usually who plays the piano.
4. A person who looks down on others, feeling they are inferior due to their social or economical class and/or status.
1. "Bill walked into the bar with the presence of a white glove."
2. "He must be a white glove, his apartment being so clean and all."
3. "Mozart is a perfect example of a white glove from the Renaissance era."
4. "His speech was so snoty that he had to be a white glove."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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git along little dogies

Taking a normal dump when you don't have diarrhea or some other heinous problem. Just a normal relaxing dump.
by Jerry April 10, 2004
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panda

Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.
"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."
by jerry January 27, 2004
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laminator

Laminator is in many pornos.
by jerry March 24, 2004
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Scub

Scub - the combination of scab and scrub. if one contains both qualities of being a scab and a scrub at any time, they are then classified as a scub.
You see a 19yr old Driving around in a pink mustang with his 14year old girlfirend. He could be classified as a scrub for driving around in a pink mustang, or a scab for being 19 and having a 14 year old girlfriend. But scub is the correct term beacuse it fits the situation entierly.

Ex. Look at that scub, Man i scubbed out on that test. He smells like a scub
by Jerry December 22, 2004
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morganaria

The temporary and recurrent state of when a person has a morgasm which results in ejaculation of semen with morganism poop and pus. Morganaria usually insinuates negativity, and usually represents a state also of biological/hygiene mayhem.
Under the bells of Notre Dame, the boy laid in disgust of five minutes past morganaria.
by Jerry July 15, 2003
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Banana Split

A synonimous word to "anal sex." Usually done doggy style, and resulting in a morgasm.
As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.
by Jerry July 15, 2003
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