Jerry's definitions

Tivadar's Cross

The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.

Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.

by Jerry October 26, 2004

audioboxers

Enigma child(perhaps? we really aren't sure of his age, he's said he's everything from 16 to 23) who posts on every punk net zine known to man, bullshits everything he says, and plagiarizes other people's works. (such as stealing reviews from one site and submitting them to another as his own.) Probably does all of this for attention. His mother must not have let him suck on her nipple long enough as a child. Chadwick, I hope you burn in hell.

Audioboxers listens to shitty music and needs to die.

by Jerry December 2, 2003

nerk

Expression of amused irony or sometimes amused frustration. Local slang found primarily in the central regions of California.

Often used in response to a bad pun or poorly told joke.

"That's very punny," Pat said. "Get it? Punny."

Brad rolled his eyes. "Nerk."

by Jerry January 17, 2004

Man One

Abbreviation for "Manslaughter in the First Degree."

"Man One is out of the question for such an offense."

by Jerry September 7, 2004

morganaria

The temporary and recurrent state of when a person has a morgasm which results in ejaculation of semen with morganism poop and pus. Morganaria usually insinuates negativity, and usually represents a state also of biological/hygiene mayhem.

Under the bells of Notre Dame, the boy laid in disgust of five minutes past morganaria.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

Dodge

We have driving dodges for years

And have very few problems,1998 ram 1500 100000 miles still runnin strong

by JERRY December 6, 2003

Scub

Scub - the combination of scab and scrub. if one contains both qualities of being a scab and a scrub at any time, they are then classified as a scub.

You see a 19yr old Driving around in a pink mustang with his 14year old girlfirend. He could be classified as a scrub for driving around in a pink mustang, or a scab for being 19 and having a 14 year old girlfriend. But scub is the correct term beacuse it fits the situation entierly.

Ex. Look at that scub, Man i scubbed out on that test. He smells like a scub

by Jerry December 22, 2004