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A shoe that is made specifically for those of excessive weight. When the person walks, it is said that the ground shakes, and the cause of this is the "thunder in his boots."
"When she put on the thunderboots, if looked as if she was baking bread rather than trying to apply footwear."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
Get the Thunderboots mug.A method of grading, originally instituted by Patrick Moran. It is not based on the 100-point system, but rather on a point per question on a particular assignment, project, or examination. For each incorrect answer, a "point," or letter grade, is taken off of the final grade. For example, a 25/25 would be an A+, a 24/25 would be an A, a 23/25 would be an A-, etc. The grade can go below the normal F standard. The next letter grade after F would be, "G." Usually, it stops there, mainly due to the fact that no one has ever gotten below a "G" grade. The system is rarely used due to its extreme nature, and when used by the teacher, it is only conducted on very rare occasions.
"My teacher believes in Moranism. She told us that it makes us work harder. Now that I got our first test back, I agree with her."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
Get the Moranism mug.The act of kissing someone's spine, lower back, or shoulder blades. It is to incite arousal and pleasure in the receiver, and, depending on the person, to make her feel as though he or she has been tickled.
by Jerry August 20, 2004
Get the Spinal Tap mug.1. American president from, currently, 2000-2004. Registered as a Republican, he takes the term and twists it until it is barley recognizable. He supports large government, higher taxes, high spending, etc. This is not conservative behavior, but rather that of a liberal. Often blamed by the media, Democrats, and various others as a "neo-Nazi," "village idiot," or "Texas warmonger," he is not that bad of a president. His term has been, obviously, a difficult one, with the 9/11 attacks and the outcome of those attacks. Many Democrats believe that Bush is solely responsible for the 9/11 faulty intelligence, but that is hogwash. The CIA, FBI, and multiple nations, including France, Spain, and Britain, agreed with this intelligence. Also, presidential candidate John Kerry voted for the same intelligence for reasoning for going into war. Likewise, it is not just Bush's fault. The economy is also not Bush's full fault. Current events in the United States, as well as the war in Iraq and Afghanistan, have impacted the economy. Of course, these events were not all caused by President Bush himself, but rather by various others within the system.
2. A political punching bag used by Democrats to make them look better by comparison.
3. Michael Moore's way to make a trillion dollars by doing what has been done so many times before for the last four years.
4. A fake Republican president that is a disgrace to conservatives everywhere.
2. A political punching bag used by Democrats to make them look better by comparison.
3. Michael Moore's way to make a trillion dollars by doing what has been done so many times before for the last four years.
4. A fake Republican president that is a disgrace to conservatives everywhere.
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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Get the Croaker mug.1. The action of appearing perfectly normal while, in reality, you are suffering.
2. To hide your anger in your physical appearance.
3. The famous song by The Who, which was then bastardized by Limp Bizkit.
2. To hide your anger in your physical appearance.
3. The famous song by The Who, which was then bastardized by Limp Bizkit.
1. She is hiding behind blue eyes, even though we all know she is extremely depressed.
2. She seemed like she was behind blue eyes today, even after Katie hit her with that Biology textbook.
3. Hits like "Behind Blue Eyes" will never exist in today's mainstream, unless they are bastardized by a pop/rock group...such as Limp Bizkit!
2. She seemed like she was behind blue eyes today, even after Katie hit her with that Biology textbook.
3. Hits like "Behind Blue Eyes" will never exist in today's mainstream, unless they are bastardized by a pop/rock group...such as Limp Bizkit!
by Jerry August 20, 2004
Get the Behind Blue Eyes mug.1. A sun during a solar eclipse.
2. The existence of a sun in negative energy. Such states can only be found in situations such as a supernova.
3. A nuclear weapon.
4. A divine figure that has turned to evil.
2. The existence of a sun in negative energy. Such states can only be found in situations such as a supernova.
3. A nuclear weapon.
4. A divine figure that has turned to evil.
1. There was a black hole sun today, just as NASA said.
2. Using my telescope, I could see the black hole sun, as it slowly was obliterated and dissipated throughout the universe.
3. The usage of black hole suns has been minimized due to many peace conferences between nations, in the effort to prevent global apocalypse.
4. Satan is a black hole sun.
2. Using my telescope, I could see the black hole sun, as it slowly was obliterated and dissipated throughout the universe.
3. The usage of black hole suns has been minimized due to many peace conferences between nations, in the effort to prevent global apocalypse.
4. Satan is a black hole sun.
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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