diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.
by Jerry October 13, 2003
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Tivadar's Cross

The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.
Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.
by Jerry October 27, 2004
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A term used for masterbation. Coined originally by the Great George Carlin.
When I get home from the strip club, Im gonna choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come!
by Jerry July 15, 2003
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audioboxers

Enigma child(perhaps? we really aren't sure of his age, he's said he's everything from 16 to 23) who posts on every punk net zine known to man, bullshits everything he says, and plagiarizes other people's works. (such as stealing reviews from one site and submitting them to another as his own.) Probably does all of this for attention. His mother must not have let him suck on her nipple long enough as a child. Chadwick, I hope you burn in hell.
by Jerry December 02, 2003
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ho

One third of Santa's sexy personal entourage, ie: one 'ho'. An upscale and hearty version (insensitive to cold climates) of the more common 'ho'. See also 'whore', 'lady of the night', 'streetwalker', etc.
"Ho, ho, ho" (referring to his entire combined "posse" of 'ho's')...."MERRY Christmas"
by Jerry January 06, 2005
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Honeychild

1. A member of the hippy revolution of the 1960s and 1970s.
2. A member of Mr. B's geography or religion classes.
1. "He was a honeychild, but then the 80s came around..."
2. "I am a honeychild, and I've done my geo. homework. Sucks to you."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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slam out with your clam out

Similar to "rock out with your cock out", but for girls. To party in exuberant fashion
Hey you want to slam out with your clam out at Metal Gods?
by Jerry October 06, 2004
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