Jerry's definitions

Northern Lights

Damm right the best weed. Plenty about in Holland.

In a coffeeshop: "€15,- northern lights/noorderlicht graag..."

by jerry January 26, 2004

Garfeild

To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.

After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!

by Jerry July 17, 2003

Vitamin C

The term used for a not so studly Surveillance tech- also known as "Fluffy"

Vitamin C mad made passionate love to Wynell last night.

by Jerry July 14, 2003

Jerking Off

1. To masturbate. Usually associated with males.
2. To procrastinate.

1. Stop jerking off in my classroom, Billy!
2. "O Lord, do we have the strength to carry out this mighty task in one night? Or are we just jerking off?" -Blazing Saddles

by Jerry September 7, 2004

Moranism

A method of grading, originally instituted by Patrick Moran. It is not based on the 100-point system, but rather on a point per question on a particular assignment, project, or examination. For each incorrect answer, a "point," or letter grade, is taken off of the final grade. For example, a 25/25 would be an A+, a 24/25 would be an A, a 23/25 would be an A-, etc. The grade can go below the normal F standard. The next letter grade after F would be, "G." Usually, it stops there, mainly due to the fact that no one has ever gotten below a "G" grade. The system is rarely used due to its extreme nature, and when used by the teacher, it is only conducted on very rare occasions.

"My teacher believes in Moranism. She told us that it makes us work harder. Now that I got our first test back, I agree with her."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

bobwan

being or coming from the plant bob wan

i am bobwan what did you say

by jerry October 23, 2003

crack on a stick

Bastardization of "Damn that shit," which in turn is a bastardization of "Oh darn my brotha"

She What?!?!? Crack on a stick!

by Jerry April 18, 2003