Jerry's definitions

G.I.T.

"Gay in training."
a young child, usually referring to a male, who will most likely grow up to be a homosexual.

I think Chase is definitely a G.I.T.

by Jerry November 18, 2004

columbus day

Another name would be Massacre Day. The day that supposedly marks the landing of Columbus(who is not the one who discovered America) and which in turn started Native American genocide by the English and Spanish.

Columbus landed on Columbus day and in a month had enlsaved and/or killed every Native on the island.

by Jerry November 30, 2003

the hennrich

a dude with a big weiner

"ohhhhhhhh my god, its so big i dont know if i can handle it" she said referring to his hennrich.

by jerry March 9, 2004

Oedipus Complex

The psychological term coined by Sigmund Freud named after the mythical king of Thebes and the legend based around him. In Greek myth, Oedipus killed his father and married his mother, but without knowledge that either were his parents. Freud's theory proclaimed that, at an unconscious level, a male's sexual preference would be based around the actions and personality of his mother. The male child would also feel extreme animosity towards his father, again at an unconscious level. The phenomenon in females is called the Electra Complex.

The Oedipus Complex is not a group of condos in Coconut Grove, Miami, but rather the explanation that, no matter what you do, it always has to do with you secretly wanting to fuck your mother.

by Jerry May 3, 2006

ROFFAG

Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.

Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!

by Jerry July 13, 2003

amato

the biggest pimp in the word, really cool person.

man he's an amato, or man he is so amato

by jerry October 5, 2003

Tivadar's Cross

The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.

Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.

by Jerry October 26, 2004