Jerry's definitions

Max Wein

A kid who tripped on a ball in 1st grade gym class and cracked his skull, causing his brain to slip out. (The term can be used generically to refer to anybody whom it seems might have sustained such damage)

"Max Wein's brain looked like purple doody!"

by Jerry October 16, 2004

brown

Shortcut for a delicious beer called 'Carlsberg Brown', which is available only in the African Country Malawi.

(Perhaps a suggestion to the Carlsberg company to sell those buggers in the rest of the world aswell.)

"Fancy a drink nugguh?" - "Yeah, could do with a brown actually..."

"Those browns are much better than those greens, now aren't they chap!"

by jerry January 15, 2004

hoark

Slightly more polite synonym for military terms like FUBB or FUBAR; totally screwed or technically disabled. Usually used in reference to a malfunctioning computer app or program. Generally personalized—"I'm hosed" rather than "This is hosed."

That program hoarked my system.

by Jerry April 7, 2003

Vitamin C

The term used for a not so studly Surveillance tech- also known as "Fluffy"

Vitamin C mad made passionate love to Wynell last night.

by Jerry July 14, 2003

Butch pedit

A big, slick, fat, cheap, hypocritical, string-pulling, mother-fuckin', SHIT-EATER.

Yo slick Butch! You dat pedit am wid da chin bitch?

by Jerry July 31, 2004

Metro Sexual

a person who is not heterosexual or homosexual but bisexual is a metrop sexual

metro sexual becomes metrop sexual

by jerry March 8, 2004

Banana Split

A synonimous word to "anal sex." Usually done doggy style, and resulting in a morgasm.

As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.

by Jerry July 15, 2003