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The act of kissing someone's spine, lower back, or shoulder blades. It is to incite arousal and pleasure in the receiver, and, depending on the person, to make her feel as though he or she has been tickled.
"She really loves to get a spinal tap before we get really intimate."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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A shoe that is made specifically for those of excessive weight. When the person walks, it is said that the ground shakes, and the cause of this is the "thunder in his boots."
"When she put on the thunderboots, if looked as if she was baking bread rather than trying to apply footwear."
by Jerry August 20, 2004
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acronym for "Two in the pink, one in the stink"; Commonly referred to as the shocker.
He gave her the tipois.
by Jerry September 13, 2004
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The cross used for an uncommon form of crucifixion. Rarely seen in any period in history other than the Middle Ages, and even then it was uncommon. The form for the Cross is not actually a cross at all. Rather, it is a square shape, modified depending on the height of the person being crucified. Within the square are three beams. One is horizontal, and goes directly across the middle of the square. The other two are placed diagonally, forming an “X” shape. The victim is placed spread eagle on the Cross, and his arms and legs are nailed onto the beams. A long, usually wood, pole is beneath the Cross, which allows a person or persons to carry the Cross around with them, displaying the victim around the place where he was being executed. The victim was still alive as the people were hauling him across town, and other citizens were allowed to spit, insult, and otherwise degrade the offender. The normal cause of death, just as in normal crucifixion, was suffocation.
Being nailed to Tivadar's Cross is one of the most humiliating forms of capital punishment known to man.
by Jerry October 26, 2004
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The act of giving oral pleasure to a female. The taco being the vagina and the kiss obviously meaning the stimulation by way of mouth or tongue.
by Jerry March 15, 2004
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The ahhh inspiring demi god like beings that administrate cotrol over all that is gaming!
Dont do it! Surveillance will see you!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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