Jerry's definitions

Banana Split

A synonimous word to "anal sex." Usually done doggy style, and resulting in a morgasm.

As Morgan got ready to do the banana splits with Jizabel, she deceived Morgan into thinking that it would not possibly commence unless she was the "banana" end. Jizabel wheedled the better morgasm.

by Jerry July 15, 2003

Honeychild

1. A member of the hippy revolution of the 1960s and 1970s.
2. A member of Mr. B's geography or religion classes.

1. "He was a honeychild, but then the 80s came around..."
2. "I am a honeychild, and I've done my geo. homework. Sucks to you."

by Jerry August 20, 2004

tipois

acronym for "Two in the pink, one in the stink"; Commonly referred to as the shocker.

He gave her the tipois.

by Jerry September 13, 2004

Snowblind

1. Blissfully unaware of a dangerous or embarrassing situation.
2. The condition of which one cannot see during a blizzard.
3. A song by Black Sabbath.

1. "John is snowblind to the fact that his girlfriend is cheating on him."
2. "The blizzard out there will snowblind you!"
3. "Dude, Ozzy was friggin awesome crackin Snowblind at his latest tour!"

by Jerry August 20, 2004

Shine

alcohol made from homemade still

That shine will makes ya' blind!

by Jerry April 6, 2003

white widow

A (very good) kind of weed on its own without any equals. Usually well above average in quality and price. Available at pretty much all coffee shops in Holland.
This weed is special because of a certain natural opium like substance from which the highest cocentrations are found in this type of weed. This is what makes it nice above average. The plant takes a lot of effort and attention to grow.

"Let's get us some widow..." "That widow spliff got me well cained."

by jerry January 26, 2004

Hat rack

An individual that does not think before they do something increadibly stupid or destructive. Someone that doesn't use their head for anything better than a hat rack.

The hat rack drank a fifth of gin then tried to take the car trailridding.

by Jerry February 9, 2005