ROFFAG

Acronyn- Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil. An explanatory term often used online to express amusement.
Chatter1: Dopey did a penguin!
Chatter2: roffag!
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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roffag

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil-
Term used to express amusment.
by Jerry July 15, 2003
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Fade to Black

1. To commit suicide.
2. To intentionally be ignored.
1. With all of these weights upon me, I feel like I want to fade to black.
2. Don't mind me. I'll just fade to black.
by Jerry September 08, 2004
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Malawi Gold

Best weed grown in Africa. Comes from the Mzuzu region in the northern part of Malawi. It was no 1 weed in Amsterdam for years because it is just so good and 100% natural. Nowadays it is hard to get your hands on and it is very expensive. I was so lucky to have been in the Mzuzu region for a year by coincidence. This weed makes anyone an addict, not by choice.
"Lets get a cob(a lumb of malawi gold the size of a maize cob wrapped in maize leafs=African style) of Gold rippin chap." "I wish I could bring some Gold back to Europe."
by jerry January 26, 2004
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gomer

pulling a bulls penis out of an incision below the anus to prevent breeding.
If I catch my husband with my kids again I will give him a gomer!
by Jerry July 15, 2003
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crack on a stick

Bastardization of "Damn that shit," which in turn is a bastardization of "Oh darn my brotha"
by Jerry April 19, 2003
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people

They're the worst!
by Jerry June 05, 2003
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