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Outfluencer

The opposite of "influencer." A person who is paid by corporations to denigrate, rather than approbate, a service or a product of a competitor. A corporate saboteur.
In this time of high inflation, our outfluencer suggested we promote our product being cheaper than our competitors', even though it has 4 ozs. less content to it.
by Jerome Myer January 6, 2022
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Robotican

A Republican who robotically will vote for Trump in 2024.
Trump's core voter base, also known as Roboticans, wants him elected despite all human-provided evidence of his inadequacies.
by Jerome Myer July 3, 2023
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Bidump

Bidump is a combination of BIDen and TrUMP who will no doubt be the nominees for the 2024 Presidency. When combined the word conveys the two things they most have in common: Age and senility.
I'm afraid of voting for Bidump because I'm worried about their mental health during the next four years. So I am voting No Tickets.
by Jerome Myer January 31, 2024
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Outfluencer

An Influencer who gets out before those influenced wind up holding the bag.
I lost my shirt to an Outfluencer who I figured knew his stuff about crypto, but who scammed me just the same.
by Jerome Myer December 25, 2022
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exofinity

Beyond finite limits. Human imagination going beyond all rational or intellectual barriers.
Artificial Intelligence will take the human race to a new exofinity currently unknown or scoffed at.
by Jerome Myer July 3, 2023
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phartsmone

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.
On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.
by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022
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quantum agnostics

A 21st century philosophy that attempts to meld science with spirituality.

Central premise of Q/A: We live our lives over and over again in exactly the same way in the time-space matrix alloted to us. Birth and death are "bookends", predetermined by a higher power, and prop up the free-will "books" of our conscious reality (actions, memories and dreams) between.
Will quantum agnostics allow me to get a life?
by Jerome Myer September 3, 2012
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