Jer's definitions

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003

crimpin (also crampin)

1. smothering or producing an uncomfortable feeling

2. becoming too attached to something or a person

3. to put into an awkward situation

Dude, lay off when I'm around Lateesha, you crimpin my style.

by Jer November 30, 2003

bag

1. Someone's preference or way of doing something

2. The lifestyle of an individual

Tyler wanted to go jump that queer but I felt sorry for him cuz that's not my bag.

by Jer November 30, 2003

ski bum

a skiier, usually male, in his late 30's or older, who generally spends the entirety of his life at ski resorts. the rest of his life is spent sharpening skis or purchasing skis on eBay. alternatively, he coaches a high school ski team.

"yo bill is such a ski bum"
"yeah dude he doesn't do anything but ski"

by jer April 22, 2005

remix

1. a song that has been 'remixed'

2. another version of a popular song that has been given a different feel through a change of beat, vocals, guest artists, etc.

3. reworking of a song to create a new sound while retaining elements from the original song

Mariah Carey's 1995 #1 hit, "Fantasy (remix)," featuring Ol' Dirty Bastard started an entire generation of female singers teaming with Hip-Hop artist to make a hit.

by Jer April 21, 2006

Glitter

1. Mocking the movie Glitter; not being as was expected; unanticipated

2. Being of ridicule or on a low level full of mockery

Latrel's date was like Glitter that ho was so ugly!

It was bad, but at least it wasn't Glitter!

by Jer November 30, 2003

beer fuck

To have sex with an incredibly ugly girl, only becuase you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Dude, who was that chick walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: She was a beer fuck.

by Jer May 13, 2005