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parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.
by jer October 27, 2003
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re-ray

1. Unusually retarded; stupid.

2. Someone who is acting in an unusually foolish manner

See trippin
Adrian was so re-ray when he tripped up on the first date.
by Jer November 30, 2003
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Gwennebee

1. Someone who imitates and attempts to emaculate Gwen Stefani in style and dress

2. A person who lives a lifestyle similar to or in idol of Gwen Stefani

3. A person who has convenced themself that they are Gwen Stefani
With bleached blonde hair, curly bangs, and a dickies, the girl wearing a bindi was pronounced a Gwennebee on site.
by Jer November 30, 2003
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Doublay

A doublay is when a person vomits and shits his/her pants simultaneously. It can also be called a blay, if you just shit yourself, with no puking action.

I first heard of this term from a zine made by a member of a punk band called Marilyn's Vitamins...they heard it from a band called Choke.
Aww man...I was so wasted last night...I did a doublay right outside the bar.
by jer July 28, 2004
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Michael Jackson

With the best selling album in history, "Thriller"-- and 4 other #1 albums, "Off The Wall," "Bad," "Dangerous," and "Invincible"-- As well as 12 #1 songs, and over 140 million albums sold world wide. He is the greatest artist in history.
by Jer March 7, 2005
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stfu

Southern Tenant Farmers' Union (STFU): Large labor union, formed in Arkansas in 1934, which lobbied the federal government for better New Deal reforms. Dissolved in 1960. Commonly causes mirth among US History students who are aware of the acronym's double meaning.
Teacher: Joey will you please tell the class about the STFU?

Class: Hahahahahahahahaha
by jer May 13, 2005
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gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.
*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"
by jer April 21, 2005
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