Jer's definitions

gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.

*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"

by jer April 21, 2005

ello

A greeting often used online in chat box to express a 'hello' but, with style.

Ello bud, how are you doing?

by JeR March 31, 2004

re-ray

1. Unusually retarded; stupid.

2. Someone who is acting in an unusually foolish manner

See trippin

Adrian was so re-ray when he tripped up on the first date.

by Jer November 30, 2003

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003

NxD

1. Abbreviation for the band No Doubt

2. Refering to the older, underground, sound of the band No Doubt

3. Abbreviation for the band No Doubt's first album which was self-titled.

When we went and saw NxD I was totally trippin!

Yeah, I like Rock Steady, but I'm more of a NxD fan~

by Jer November 30, 2003

beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

by Jer March 22, 2005

pshpshpsh

V. The act of moving your hands in an outward motion as if swimming within the woman's vaginal area. Often used with a vulgar sound effect.
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"Mmm, tasty! *pshpshpsh* Wait a moment, this tastes like piss."

by Jer March 29, 2005