Jer's definitions

parachute pants

Tight nylon pants with lots of zippers.

by jer October 27, 2003

Easyblue

The person you get therapy from after you have found out that someone in your grade has banged your mother.

I went to go visit Easyblue today. It was splendid and we had a tea party.

by jer November 18, 2003

re-ray

1. Unusually retarded; stupid.

2. Someone who is acting in an unusually foolish manner

See trippin

Adrian was so re-ray when he tripped up on the first date.

by Jer November 30, 2003

NxD

1. Abbreviation for the band No Doubt

2. Refering to the older, underground, sound of the band No Doubt

3. Abbreviation for the band No Doubt's first album which was self-titled.

When we went and saw NxD I was totally trippin!

Yeah, I like Rock Steady, but I'm more of a NxD fan~

by Jer November 30, 2003

beer fuck

To have sex with an ugly girl, only because you were drunk and desperate.

Joe: Who was that girl walking out of your room this morning?

Jer: Was she hot?

Joe: No, she was butt ugly.

Jer: Oh, she was a beer fuck man.

by Jer March 22, 2005

bought-out

When record companies and labels have bargained with digital retailers to purchase a particular amount of digital downloads. This is practiced to push the position of a song to the top of the charts when a song is lacking in airplay

Gwen Stefani's label, Interscope, bought-out downloads for "Hollaback Girl" when it was at #12 airplay in order to bump "Candy Shop" before Mariah Carey's "We Belong Together" took the #1 position.

Kanye West bought-out digital downloads for "Golddigger" when it was at #16 airplay so he could have a #1 single and #1 album at the same time.

by jer May 3, 2006

gun lap

the last lap of a race on a track, in which a gun is fired as the racer in first place completes the penultimate lap. this immediately causes a surge in adrenaline, and even though the racer is in more pain than most people can imagine, he or she immediately picks up the pace and goes balls to the wall.

*crack*
"c'mon you can do it! the gun lap is all about balls to the wall! balls to the wall!"

by jer April 21, 2005