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ush

aww man! darnet! dammit!
Your teacher just gave you 3 extra mathe assignments.
your response: "Ush!"
by Jennifer October 8, 2003
mugGet the ushmug.

magazine

A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.
Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"

Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"
by Jennifer June 9, 2004
mugGet the magazinemug.

The Killers

omg only like the best UK band alive! they have awesome songs like, Smile like you Mean it, and Mr. Brightside, but their first 'big' cd came out 2004 it was called "Hot Fuss" and it managed to storm it's way up the charts slowly a year after it's release.
"MR. Brightside, Smile like you meAN it, Jenny was a friend of mine, somebody told me, Andy, your a star"
by Jennifer April 18, 2005
mugGet the The Killersmug.

before

something that is prior to something not after
He waited 30 minutes BEFORE going swimming
by Jennifer September 20, 2003
mugGet the beforemug.

yousseff

your a yousseff
by jennifer January 21, 2004
mugGet the yousseffmug.

quiffer

quiffer is a pusy fart
by jennifer December 15, 2003
mugGet the quiffermug.

finger banged the gorilla

Someone who fingered an ugly girl. Also see finger fuck; finger bang; gorilla
Yeah, I hear Don finger banged that gorilla, Jennifer.
by Jennifer May 17, 2004
mugGet the finger banged the gorillamug.

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