Jennifer's definitions
by Jennifer October 8, 2003
Get the ushmug. A controlling device used by the corporate masses of America to brainwash teenaged girls and turn them into clones of Hilary Duff and Anna Nicole Smith, usually by means of advertising skanky clothing and expensive shoes and stating (subliminally, of course) that if you do not buy and wear these "stylish" fashions, you will be attacked and mauled by 14-year-old teenyboppers with push-up bras and perfectly manicured fingernails.
Ashley: "Like OH MY GOD! I totally have to buy this miniskirt or I will be devoured by the general public!"
Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"
Michelle: "Yeah, I know! Let's go to the mall and buy pink underwear!"
by Jennifer June 9, 2004
Get the magazinemug. omg only like the best UK band alive! they have awesome songs like, Smile like you Mean it, and Mr. Brightside, but their first 'big' cd came out 2004 it was called "Hot Fuss" and it managed to storm it's way up the charts slowly a year after it's release.
"MR. Brightside, Smile like you meAN it, Jenny was a friend of mine, somebody told me, Andy, your a star"
by Jennifer April 18, 2005
Get the The Killersmug. by Jennifer September 20, 2003
Get the beforemug. by Jennifer May 17, 2004
Get the finger banged the gorillamug. 
