Jen's definitions

potato

Quite similar to an alligator or baboon.
Used as "See you later, you big potato"

See also:
"See you soon, you big baboon"
"See you later, alligator"

by Jen December 22, 2004

Cute Ass

Originated in Wichita Falls, Texas.
Given to lady with initials of C.A.

Carole Ann is a Cute Ass

by Jen December 26, 2004

cock anchor

a women in an sexual relationship with a man who steals him away from his friends and family by the mesemerizing power of her sexual prowess.

See also pussy control
See also girlfriend
See also succubus
See also love

Ever since Rich got that new cock anchor of his, we haven't seen or heard from him in months.

by Jen December 28, 2004

bag of ass

A cheap excuse for a girlfriend.

Well, the next time you talk to Jeff invite him to the party and tell him he can bring his bag of ass.

by Jen December 29, 2004

BrentSearch

The search engine of choice for residents of Mudge C1 at Carnegie Mellon University. Initially a term used to describe the amazing informational search capabilities of Brent, a freshman residing on the floor. Any question that arose in conversation was answered in a flash. Residents soon began to bring their more serious informational dilemmas to Brent. If the answer was out there, Brent could find it. Amazed by his mad skillz, fellow residents Jen and Liz coined the term and encouraged Brent to develop the idea. Slogans arose and word of Brentsearch spread. Initially all queries had to be taken to Brent in person. Then one fateful night in December 2004, over winter break, Brentsearch was born! In its infant stages it featured searches for Google, Interned Movie Database, and Wikipedia. Mirriam Webster OnLine and a link to get Mozilla Firefox (Brent's web browser of choice) were soon added. Future features may include a way to send questions directly to Brent for his personal care. When asked to describe his creation Brent responded, "it's the greatest invention in the history of hypertext." So join the revolution and get Brentsearhing.

Search it the right way. BrentSearch it.

by Jen December 29, 2004

Shnizzle fritz

Origin: Tifferz

Definition: a sexy clumsy person that you want to have sex with.

Jen is Tiffany's shnizzle fritz! They like to make out with pop rocks in their mouths ! :o

by Jen January 1, 2005

Emo kid

You guys obviously know nothing about emo people. If you ever actually go to a concert full of emo kids you'd see that..yes, the music has truthful lyrics that are mostly about a person reacting to a sad situation...one that all of us can relate to. But you'd also see that almost everyone there is happy or laughing about something and our bands are usually telling jokes about something or pointing out good things in life. Yes, we dress in band shirts ,jeans and studded wristbands and belts and some of us wear a type of emo-punkish bordering on gothic clothing (Those of you who are familiar with My Chemical Romance know what I mean). Emo kids are not pussies and we're not miserable. We're in touch with our feelings and we're comfortable with the way we feel. We are very in tune with ourselves and with one another (even if we dont know each other)and if you see us with our friends you'd see that we're usually laughing. Yes, we do always look very loving and we are very loving and approachable. We also do not spend our time making fun of others, we respect who they are and leave it at that..maybe you preppies and "real hardcore punks" could learn a few things from us. Oh and by the way, MOST OF US DO NOT WEAR BLACK RIMMED GLASSES ANYMORE! and we're also not all white and extra small bodied either. Update yourselves a little bit.

"As long as there's good music to listen to and good rock concerts to go to, I don't think that any of us should ever feel alone." - Bert (The Used)

by Jen January 4, 2005