Jen's definitions

bonus

Used to describe an erection, penis, or a lass's boobs.

Hes got a huge bonus
Look at the bonus's on her
He got a bonus in class

by Jen January 24, 2004

school

Legalized child labor disguised as an institute of learning. Has its benefits, but so does cocaine.
See also, concentration camp, prison, slavery.

I want to learn more now that I've (barely)escaped school.

by jen August 23, 2003

enzo

My crackhead cat that is named after the car!!

Enzo Fat Fuck Kitty is his name!

by Jen September 15, 2004

ass fucker

men on the continual hunt for asses to fuck

bill west and his lust for squirrels, especially lesbian squirrels

by jen November 13, 2002

Fag Bag

a person who masters the concept of being a fucking idiot

My boyfriend Adam Bishop is a fag bag sometimes.

by Jen February 25, 2005

upper east side

A 1/4 square mile hellhole full of some of the most classless wealthy/moderately affluent people alive. An area of Manhattan smeared with dog shit and smelling strongly of piss. The UES is full of rude old people with tacky accents who wear fur in 55-degree weather. It is also home of the brattiest children alive, all of which who have a minority nanny or are cocaine-snorthing whores.

Remember the movie Cruel Intentions? Throw a few thousand of those little ParisHiltonesque pursepuppies, and there's your accurate depiction of the upper east sider.

by jen May 15, 2005

bonerific

able to make the male genital area rise with ambition

"aw man, when that girl Tia walks into the room, i can't help myself, she's so bonerific"

by Jen April 21, 2004