salami cop

A cop who pulls you over for some sort of violation and walks up to your car with a stick of salami in his hands slapping it back and forth with salami sunglasses on with holes that were poked out by the cop's finger.

Oh no not another salami cop.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

dunkie

The smallest possible size of poop able to be naturally excreted from the anus.

I have the dunkies again

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

shiznoodle

A term used in a movie theater to describe a preview that looked cool.

That preview is the shiznoodle! I can't wait to see it.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

honky tonk

One who is of excessive whiteness. i.e. white trash cowboy

Look at that honky tonk talking like he's the shiznoodle.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

sheif

A word said by umpires on really crappy video games attempting to say "safe".

Sheeeeiiiiiif.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

behotchkinson's disease

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.

That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003