schlimmie

Splooging in your heterosexual partner's butthole then taking the residue and rubbing it above your lip. Like Dirty Sanchez only different ingredients.

My wife isn't into schlimmie as much as i would like her to be.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

shiznoodle

A term used in a movie theater to describe a preview that looked cool.

That preview is the shiznoodle! I can't wait to see it.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

Awful waffle

When someone is placed onto a table without a shirt at camp and syrup is poured all over the person's body.

Awful waffle! Awful Waffle! Awful Waffle!

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

behotchkinson's disease

A disease caused by oneself being an extreme bitch. Typically a female.

That chick has behotchkinson's disease to the nth power.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

shtoob

A single hair extending farther out from the body when compared to the surrounding hairs. Not typically on one's head.

Has that shtoob gotten longer Henry?

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

honky tonk

One who is of excessive whiteness. i.e. white trash cowboy

Look at that honky tonk talking like he's the shiznoodle.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003

sheif

A word said by umpires on really crappy video games attempting to say "safe".

Sheeeeiiiiiif.

by Jeff ha ha August 10, 2003