enable

to shit on someone with a large dose of self esteem.

modern, fits category of politically correct, or newspeak

Boss: I'm going to enable reps to take collections on cancelled accounts.

All: Yessum

by Jeff Barouch June 28, 2004

auto responder

a nerdish plugin that automatically responds to an email reply

Hi. This is your friendly Auto Responder email notification message.

by Jeff Barouch July 06, 2004

every puss has its four o'clock

Islander slang. Describes how a tired and ragged look on someones face, that usually occurs around 4:00 pm.

Doctor: "how's the patient doing today?"
Aid: "Every puss has its 4 o'clock"

by Jeff Barouch June 23, 2004

gruzini

Hebrew slang for a person from the Russian province of Georgia. Males from that region have a particuliar aversion to bathing, and therefore they stink.

"Whooaaa! did you get a whiff of that gruzini coming off his shift!"

by Jeff Barouch June 30, 2004

out to lunch

something your supervisor usually is.

Hey man, have you seen the sup lately?
No man I think he's out to lunch!
He's out to lunch period.

by Jeff Barouch July 12, 2004

dude shemesh

a dude from Beth Shemesh.
Ancient Israel Geography.

Yo Samson, you seen any Philistines around here?

by Jeff Barouch July 15, 2004

slamsham

telecommunications jargon for when a phone co switches your service to their network accidentally on purpose.

"Hey man I just got slammed by xyz co. and they hit me with $100 bill!"

by Jeff Barouch June 28, 2004