Jeff's definitions

backyard

slang for the posterior portion of the human body; substitutes for "bum", "butt", and "ass"

That man has a huge backyard; his tailor must be rich!

by Jeff July 24, 2003

bun

A (usually woman's) ass

Look at the sweet buns on that skank!

by Jeff May 8, 2004

down b

To give someone a sweet uppercut (in the style of Mortal Kombat.)

Yo, dawg, Plaks is such an asshole; so I gave him a down b and knocked his monkey ass down!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

fat boy

Someone who just eats constantly everyday and never excersises or does shit about it

Brian, Milton, and Andy are fat boys but PABLO IS ONE FAT BITCH!!!

by Jeff June 28, 2004

stinkypussy

Something that stinks of rotting human carcasas, cheetos, and toejam all rolled up and crammed between two pieces of roast beef.

That two dollar hoe had a stinkypussy.

by Jeff January 27, 2005

fucamonk

a word u say when ur mad

(I fell off my bike)..... fucamonk

by Jeff November 7, 2003

dramamine

OTC drug that will make you really scared and jumpy. Things will "jump" out at you around corners and make you jump like dhjfjhsd. You also see things in the corner of your eyes and when you look nothing is there. You can also watch TV while it is off, hear noises, listen to people speak in different languages, and say weird things that make so much sense at the time, but later you will be like wtf (if you even remember that is).

Basically you will want to go under the covers and hide and wish it was all over. It seems like it would be fun, but it def. is not.

You may have severe case of cotton mouth after the trip, so drink lots of water. You might also get lightheaded on random occasions for the next couple of months, too

I looked at the top of the stairs and even though my friend was about 30 feet away I got so scared and practically had a heart attack.

by Jeff January 11, 2005