Jeff's definitions

Lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey

In, nonebonical terms, i would like to make love to you.

Damn, bitch u stupid fly, lemme pull up to your bumper and smack that monkey.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

vagitronic

originating from the german "tipronic" this is an "manually shifted" automatic transmission for pussies that can't drive stick.

"So did your girlfriend get the 5 speed?"
"No, she got that assy vagitronic"

by Jeff October 29, 2004

killing floor

From old blues songs, particularly the Chicago style; a reference to the location in the slaughterhouse where the stock was killed and then butchered, hence a scene of danger, difficulty, bloodshed, etc.

Man, it sure is tough down on the killing floor today!

by jeff August 7, 2004

doggie

mans best friend

I love my doggie

by Jeff November 28, 2003

GFO

Comes from when you're tired of being anywhere, bar, some chicks house.

GET THE FUCK OUT!

Man, this shit blows. Let's GFO!

by Jeff October 3, 2004

GM

Any of a line of engineering abortions produced for the last hundred years or so. Similar to a medieval torture device, but without the quality. Any automobile belonging to the fecal genus.

My GM is such a steaming pile of feces, I can't bring my self to spend $10 on a car wash.
or
How unusual, there is a GM that still runs.

by Jeff March 12, 2004

barney

london slang for trouble; barney-> barney rubble-> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

by Jeff October 29, 2004