Skip to main content

Jeff's definitions

Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.
adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.
by Jeff October 26, 2004
mugGet the Suck at life mug.

blacktop

The road. The street.
Street racers use this word for coolness.
Lets do this thing, 2 large on the blacktop Yite!!!
by Jeff July 22, 2003
mugGet the blacktop mug.

spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.
by Jeff September 23, 2004
mugGet the spongmonkey mug.

Iron Giant

Oh My, how am i ever going to get that iron giant in my mouth?
by jeff December 11, 2003
mugGet the Iron Giant mug.

Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold

Old Klingon proverb by Khaless the unforgettable.
by Jeff May 15, 2004
mugGet the Revenge is a Dish Best Served Cold mug.

bun

Look at the sweet buns on that skank!
by Jeff May 8, 2004
mugGet the bun mug.

down b

To give someone a sweet uppercut (in the style of Mortal Kombat.)
Yo, dawg, Plaks is such an asshole; so I gave him a down b and knocked his monkey ass down!
by Jeff May 15, 2004
mugGet the down b mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email