Definitions by Jeff

the heater 

A hot fart with lots of stench

I just let out a heater

the heater by Jeff December 30, 2004

the goods 

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

the goods by Jeff December 30, 2004

the heater 

when you fart with your butt-cheeks clenched.

He sat on her face and gave her the heater.

the heater by jeff December 30, 2004

cappin

Taken for the words of true ass gangsters, cappin means to be shooting them glocks all over the place.

I was cappin last night when the pigs rolled up.

cappin by Jeff December 27, 2004

blurgle 

diarrhea; any unpleasant fecal emission

child i just went to the toilet and had terrible blurgle

blurgle by jeff December 26, 2004

texacoed 

verb-To spill indiscriminately (and/or unintentionally), ala an oil spill.

When Johnny Velvet drank too much, he texacoed the urinal stall.

texacoed by Jeff December 21, 2004

drive by braille 

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

drive by braille by Jeff December 20, 2004