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krunkalicious

full of krunkness and or krunktivity
Girl that party was krunkalicious!
by Jessica November 14, 2003
mugGet the krunkaliciousmug.

orgasim

a good feeling u have that makes you want to start breathing harder and scream till you let it all out
i was having a great sensation last night when my boyfriend fingered me so hard and so fast and it felt all so good.
by Jessica August 13, 2003
mugGet the orgasimmug.

rossturbator

1. Scrawny little good-for-nothing puke that looked at Russian babies online during Webmastery.
2. Cool kid.
Rossturbator! Spanky is coming, minimize that screen!
by Jessica March 7, 2004
mugGet the rossturbatormug.

Jelly Bracelets

you know what jelly bracelets mean where i'm from?
blue=blue
pink=pink
black=black
...etc.

whoever the whore is that made this is should die. i've been asked a trillion times if the ones i wear mean anything and blah blah blah. no. they're bracelets. i like em. they're nifty. so whoever thinks they mean something should go... fuck a moose.
maybe the person was really ugly and jus wanted sex so they made up this stupid so called game...
by jessica July 12, 2004
mugGet the Jelly Braceletsmug.

Woody Allen

40-ish year old guy: Man that girl is fine! (looking at a 13 yr old asian girl)
other guy: Quit being such a Woody Allen!
by Jessica May 16, 2004
mugGet the Woody Allenmug.

Cock-block

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)
1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."
by Jessica January 17, 2005
mugGet the Cock-blockmug.

69 position

when a girl sucks on a guy's cock and at the same time the guy is eating her up. They are lyin crotch in the face to each other.
She sixty nined me.
by jessica February 21, 2003
mugGet the 69 positionmug.

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