zhantic

Jeremy is clearly a zhantic person.
by Jeremy August 17, 2004
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ploonk

Splashdown confirmation after pinching one from a height greater than or equal to three feet above the bowl.
gnnnnrrrr.. *sweat sweat* grnnnnn... *ploonk* ...ahhh. (flush)
by jeRemy May 04, 2003
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car hoe

Chicks who don't have their lisences or minta cars so they jus think they're the shyte riding round with guys who have both of the aformentioned. Usually of the skank variety.
"Dude look at that phat Rota!"
"Yeah shame about the car hoes in the back!"
by Jeremy June 03, 2004
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irish curse

The Irish Curse refers to how Irish men usually have small penises. Variations can also include drunkenness or large testes.
Unfortunately, I am a victim of the Irish Curse. My penis is only a little over four inches.
by Jeremy July 25, 2004
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Detour

1: An annoyance caused by stupid construction workers (mexicans) deciding that they need to "fix" a road, so they send you on a completely different road that takes a lot longer to get to where you're going.

2: A great alternative path that takes a long time to get to the destination that you should be going to...such as your house, but instead of continuing to drive, you stop at a destination suitable for the situation. Ususally involving the act of camping and most definitely involves rollercoaster.
1:
Me: Mom, I'm home late cuz i had to take a detour, stupid mexicans are tearing up highway 321.

Mom: Stupid mexicans *shakes head in disappointment*.

2:
Me: I told mom earin and i were still at movie gallery when in fact, we were taking a detour up by the intersection near my house.

You: Weren't you there for like, an hour?

Me: Yeah, napkins saved my life....and my Led Zeppelin shirt. That interstection is most definitely corrupted.

You: ....how many "Allowed Characters" do you have?
by Jeremy October 02, 2004
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hacky sack

A fun, yet addicting game played with your legs. Played in a circle with as much people as possible, the general goal is to have everyone kick the sack before it hits the ground; a hack. once that gets boring you can freestyle.

Celebrate Hacky Sack Day
Hacky Sack Day is the first sunday of every month
by Jeremy March 28, 2005
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Deg

awesome guy, way cooler than pumpi
Deg plowed all of Pumpi's women
by Jeremy November 27, 2004
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