crayola turd

Crayola is a brand of crayons.
Turd= poop (shit)

Crayola Turd - leaves marks on the bowl as it is being flushed
I just left a crayola turd.
by JD May 09, 2008
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Va Va Voom!

va va voom va va voom!!!
by jd February 19, 2005
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cocoa queef

Man i was going down on her for 45 minutes she was screamin' "Oh god oh god" then she let out a cocoa queef!
by jd January 04, 2005
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wanksta

A wanksta is a person that asks like he lives the life of a true gangsta...but the truth is that he don't. He/she tires to act all hard and shit but he/she is jus embarssing himself/herself. He/she thinks he has it all like money, girls, blah blah, but he aint got shit. To sum it all up in one word is that he/she is a big ass POSER. :P
The people by a certain century theater stand there all day with their never seen before jerseys, clean air force ones and all the "bling bling" they own are wankstas.
by JD August 27, 2003
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Snatch Net

A womans under garment, which, guards her snatch from chafing
"when i took off her pants it revealed her pink snatch net"
by JD February 11, 2004
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jinx

a curse

the fact that something always goes wrong when a certain item/person is involved means that the item/person is jinxed
Yeah, that guy sure was jinxed. He broke an axle from three of his just-purchased brand new Rolls-Royces while wheeling down the freeway. The dealer eventually sold him a Toyota Corolla, but that thing broke down too. Imagine!
by Jd May 03, 2004
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stached

A female with vast sexual experience and appetite.
"Yo man, I wouldn't go near that stached scrag!"
by jd March 26, 2004
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