Jd's definitions

Purple Paisley

Cheap party drink mix made with 2 cups of Zima, 2 cups grape kool-aid and a splash of lemonade.

Named for the guy who came up with the mix.

We can't afford vodka so lets make some purple paisleys.

by jd January 3, 2005

Apache

A Native American group from the Southwestern USA. They have different tribes such as, the Chiricahua, Mezcalero and Jicarilla. The Navajo were once an Apache tribe, till they broke away and became a distinct, separate group. Apaches were fierce warriors that were respected and hated by their enemies. Apaches still live in the Southwest and many still speak their languages and practice their traditions, but they aren't "wild Indians" living in the bush,lol. That's just in old John Wayne movies.

The Apache are part of the colorful, rich, Southwest history.

by JD February 12, 2005

free willy

Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.

Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!

by JD February 8, 2005

Brownshirts

Originally used to describe the original members of the Nazi Party who would wear brown uniforms to meetings and events before Hitler came to power.

Now used as a derogatory term for police, FBI or other law enforcement agents or anyone in authority.

Hide the stash man here come the brownshirts.

by jd January 3, 2005

porno

slang. something totally over the top, showing off, posing, maybe even innapproriate

"thats a bit porno", "theres no need for that, its just porno"

by jd October 13, 2004

shrimpbeef

what you get at the mexican restaurant when the order is not clearly understood

No, I did not order the ShrimpBeef nachos!?!?

by jd April 17, 2003

chump change

a BRoke ass man who cant get a job or has a low paying job and only make chump change

Damn that dude is making chump change

by jd February 19, 2005