Jd's definitions

Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.

The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.

by jd January 5, 2005

yak

Reffer,weed,herb,mary jane,ooh ohh snicky snicky

I smoked some ill yak nigga

by jd May 13, 2005

ebax

of, or relating to, the mistyping of the phrase "the box", by the wonderful computer master, Jen and other peers after getting angry at fellow internet buddies. also, the computer user feels as if he/she must attempt to correct their verbal wrongdoings.

Jen: (action) *Xs out th ebax*
Jen: (correction) **thebox

remember i stil lhat e you reffin guts!

by JD April 7, 2004

for-serious

Meaning are you serious, or are you sure

When the coach said they would have to do 100 push-ups they all replied, "are you for-serious

by jd April 11, 2005

blurd

Slang for blurb. Dyslexics use it because they are mentally raped. eg. Jeremy.

I'm writing a blurd on video editing for our website.

by JD April 7, 2005

loofah

Plant.

A distant cousin of the cucumber, used as a sponge.

alternate spellings: Loofa, Luffa or Lufa etc.

Bought me a new loofa today. Man, that thing is so soft.

by Jd May 3, 2004

Dirty Dundas

when you really need to take a bad shit outside on a major street

"Yo man I really gotta go, I gotta ditry dundas now"

by JD February 18, 2004