Jay's definitions

fruit bowl

when a naked man places his cock and balls between his legs so that they appear to be a banana and two plums in a fruit bowl when seen from behind.
in addition, when he is seen from in front, he will look like a lady with no tits!

steve-o from jackass couples this move with the helicopter.

buffalo bill show you the front on silence of the lambs

by jay January 8, 2004

Aquatakat

Maybe one of rancid milk's love partners.

rancid milk:I want to tap Aquatakat!
Jay:But...I'm with...you...*sobs*
rancid milk:*goatses* We are, tap me!!!

by Jay July 16, 2003

ascistionance

to move because the person using the word is overweight and cant get out of his/her chair that has wheels. this word was created on the halloween of 04'.

ASCISTIONANCE! I cant move!

by Jay February 15, 2005

jafakin'

a black guy who acts like a Jamaican but isn't one!

Check out this guy.......that's some serious Jafakin' goin on!!

by Jay June 5, 2003

g spot

the prostate when found through the asshole. is said to trigger ejaculation

"tap that prostate, hit that g spot!"

by Jay May 10, 2003

lunchbox

a fat person

Let's go, lunchbox!

by Jay December 8, 2002

cancer merchant

One who sells cigaretts

watch clerks savages!!!!

by Jay October 1, 2003