Jason's definitions

Word Life

It's just basic thuganomics!

I'm about to show you I can whoop a latino...you run from me like you run from El Nino...WORD LIFE!

by jason May 11, 2003

ROFLWES

Rolling on the Floor Laughing While Ejectulating Simultaneously. Often used for sexual jokes. Pronounced "roffles".

"I think the people above me are having sex. Either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot."
"ROFLWES!"

by Jason October 2, 2005

cold

The highest degree of coolness. Containing no traits of uncoolness.

Dat boy is just so cold.

by Jason November 11, 2003

ehoh

To...uh...ehoh.

Note: This word is so cool, it doesn't even have a definition. It can be used in question or statement forum. Also, while using this word, imagine yourself as a dolphin getting stoned ontop of a cloud.

Ehoh!
Ehoh?
Ehohhh.

by Jason July 17, 2004

loan shark

Loan shark means like a pro money lender who charges high interest rates which is how they earn money.

"Can I borrow 1000 dollars from you man?"
"Yea, but next week you owe me 1500$"
"You fucking loan shark! Oh alright."

by Jason July 24, 2004

power chords

a major chord contains the 1, 3rd, and 5th notes in the major scales. a power chord omits the 3rd, and inludes only the fifth. powerchords often include the 8th, which is really just the 1st, an octave higher.

G5 Powerchord

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|-
a|5
e|3

G5 with the octave

e|-
b|-
g|-
d|5
a|5
e|3

by jason August 4, 2004

yamus

female genitalia

That girl has a smelly yamus!

by Jason November 5, 2003