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flat dick

One who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.
Jason: Dan, are you done drinking?
Dan: Yes, Jason, I believe I am.
Jason: Flat dick
by Jason December 18, 2004
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tiggo-bitties

by jason April 13, 2003
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bbg

by Jason May 22, 2004
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wangover

you know when you smoke too much pot and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit? that's a wangover. it's a contraction of weed + hangover. the word is native to middle tennessee
man i had a killer wangover this morning.. ill never smoke pot again. not until tonight, anyway.
by jason October 23, 2004
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lanner

An individual who spends an excessive amount of time on the computer, also known as a geek. This individual has no life, likes animated porn such as hentai, and has a culture on worshipping a computer. This lifeform loves to attend "parties" also known as LAN parties where geeks get together to brag about their computer specs, handdrawn girlfriends and their 1337 (elite) skills in computer games. A lanner is also a forum whore who acts like a big man from behind his comp and argues on the internet; also acts like an "e-thug."
Lanners like to beat off to handdrawn "porn."
by Jason November 20, 2003
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dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.
by jason June 14, 2004
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Police

5 0. mother fuckers that should only be allowed to carry water guns. they think they are the boss of the town and abuse their power
The 5 0 is here! Everybody stop beating that Jew and lets get out of here!
by Jason April 9, 2003
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