Jason's definitions

tit do

When a women's stomach sticks out further than her breast do.

That fat bitch has a tit do.

by Jason March 23, 2003

lettuce

1) A green leafy vegetable.
2) Same as head, as in blowjob.

"Dude, I'm gonna try to get some lettuce!"

by Jason October 1, 2003

tripthong

falling flat on your face after getting out of bed the morning after a particularly successful date. ie, tripping over your dates thong

I suffered from 'tripthong' after my awesome date with Mary

by Jason September 15, 2003

Knighty

One who is cool;
The coolist;
Mr. Cool.

That guy Knighty is so cool.

by Jason May 12, 2003

klackey

to get absolutely annihilated. fubar

We went out last night and got all klackeyed. It was rough.

by jason November 14, 2003

high ball

someone who is stoned, usually on pot.

That suse is a highball.

by Jason May 18, 2004

rtfq

Read The Fuckin' Question

My professor often replied "RTFQ" when students would ask him stupid questions during an exam.

by Jason January 9, 2004