477 definitions by Jason

to stick a finger into a girls vagina causing pleasure
Patrick fingered Alissa on the bus and she cummed all over him
by jason November 06, 2004
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QWERTY is the keyboard layout in the U.S for most keyboards. This layout was used in early typing days to slow down typists in order to have the typewriter in use not jam as often due to lack of typist's speed. QWERTY is named as such because "Q.W.E.R.T.Y" are the first 6 letters on the keyboard. (See DVORAK for information on a different layout.)
QWERTY layouts are still widely used because no one wants to stress over changing to the more effecient DVORAK.
by Jason October 18, 2004
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When two safes have sex
Look, those safes are getting it on.
by Jason March 01, 2004
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The most incredible person someone could be friend with. Kind, caring, beautiful, everything else. Listens to you when your in need and will be there for you. Easily the most astounding and coolest girl a guy could meet.


Anyone else notice all the positive definitions aboutt the name Fran?
See, Fran, your awesome. :)
1:"Holy crap, you were with Fran last night?"
2: "Damn man your one lucky son of a bitch"
1: "Amen to that."
2: "I hear shes so cool."
1: "I hear shes cooler than you! Ooooh Dissed!"
2: *Tear* *tear*
by Jason April 13, 2004
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THC
The wind beneath my wings... The Active Ingredientin the Marijuana plant that gives you the "high" feeling.
Holy Shit! There's crystallized THC on this bud! Man, are we gonna get fucked up!
by Jason July 05, 2004
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A white sleaveles t-shirt also referred to as a muscle shirt or singlet.
Virgil's got his wifebeater on, looks like Helen's gonna get taught a lesson tonight!
by Jason August 14, 2002
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This is a phrase that often means whatever "soothes your soul" or whatever "works best" Aka- Whatever you feel like doing.
So Amir what do you feel like doing tonight? Whatever floats your boat man.

This DDR song is really floating my boat.
by Jason June 30, 2004
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