Jason's definitions

Duct Tape

The handy man's secret weapon. Duct tape can used to solve any problem imaginable, from broken toasters to dismembered limbs.

Nurse: Doctor, we're losing him!
Doctor: Damn it man, there's no time to waste! I need two rolls of duct tape, stat!

by Jason June 19, 2006

The Joy Luck Club

The shittiest required to read book one will ever read in high skool. It is basically about mother-daughter relationships and has absolutely no plot line whatsoever. DO NOT READ REPEAT DO NOT READ!!

I never had a relationship with my mother boo hoo hoo. I have two half-sisters in CHINA!!?? OMFG!! I need to see them and realize my chines identity and my connection to my mother!!!! THE END >|

by Jason March 22, 2005

Kopperstad

Involving, or being approached with, a vast amount of homsexuality.

Some guy just kopperstaded me last night, at the club.

by Jason November 15, 2004

fatagu

The pronunciation of FATIGUE by retarded fucks who cant speak english...shit..

"uhh..fat-a-gu?..."
"Fatigue, jackshit.."

by Jason May 13, 2005

second wind

1.) when you're jogging, about to fall over dead, but you suddenly feel better
2.) when your ripping a fart, you think you're done, but you're not... more comes out

1.) i was jogging, about to die, but found my second wind
2.) man.. i ripped some huge ass.. thought i was done.. but then came another little squeeker

by Jason November 5, 2003

Stevie Ray Vaughn

An incorrect way to Spell Stevie Ray Vaughan...

"Dude, I hate it when people spell Stevie Ray Vaughan as Vaughn"

"Yeah, it's pretty Ghey"

by Jason February 26, 2005

gofaster

chrystal methamphetamine or otherwise known as crysatl meth, speed, shit, junk and others.

I went to the dopeman to get some gofaster but he was out for the moment, so I tweeked on his porch step for the night.

by Jason September 8, 2004