Jared's definitions
Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!
by Jared April 13, 2006
Get the Upstatemug. it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position
by jared February 28, 2005
Get the cinosweivmug. A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.
by Jared April 4, 2005
Get the Boogaertsmug. First off, look at dirty sanchez and pay close attention to the definition that says u wipe the poop with ur finger or thumb, now this is basically the same except u take your 2 pinkys and make a French type moustasche on her face and could even be equipped with the proper French noises.
by Jared March 25, 2005
Get the Filthy Piermug. The cross between a squeeze and a hug, if you were to squg someone, you'd be hugging them just a little harder than a hug and softer than a squeeze.
by JaRed January 27, 2015
Get the Squgmug. Anorexic Beer Slut, super skinny girls always looking for free booze with which to intoxicate themselves to a terrible degree, bringing out the need for them to try to hook up with everything that's moving
'Dude Dan watch out for Anna, I hear she's a real a.b.s, don't let her near the brew and if she gets her hands on some run for cover.'
by Jared September 1, 2008
Get the a.b.smug. 
Get the Chinaricanmug.