jaymes

a fucking big eared faget

jaymes went to durand and fisted morgan

by jared May 07, 2003

Upstate

Anything, ho ho, and I mean *ANYTHING* that's not the five boroughs of New York City. Long Island is NOT part of the city, thus is is Upstate. FACE IT FAGGOTS!!!!! YOU ARE UPSTATE!!!!!

Pff! Upstaters, with ya farms, and ya tractors...

by Jared March 24, 2005

queens

An urban version of Long Island. A pretty boring place, I stay out except for Laguardia and JFK.

Manhattan is urban, Queens is suburban, and Upstate Nassau is rural.

by Jared March 24, 2005

ODHGABFE

Track 10 on Lamb of God's album New American Gospel

ODHGABFE- supposedly stands for Officer Dick Head Gets A Black Fucking Eye

by Jared July 29, 2006

Anal Vialator

One who is obsessed with anal sex

Prison is full of anal vialators

by Jared April 14, 2005

honkee

A racial epitaph, commonly used to describe people of caucasian descent.

Whitey: "Excuse me kind streetbum, but do you know in which direction I need to go to reach 3rd Avenue?"

Streetbum: "Screw you honkee!"

by Jared May 26, 2004

butt gnome

One who gives it up the ass.

Friggin gayass butt gnomes.

by Jared August 26, 2003