Jared's definitions

blackjack

Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.

Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.

by Jared November 2, 2003

DYOH

Do Your Own Homework

What is the plot of "The Lord of the Rings?"

I have an idea, DYOH!

by Jared February 5, 2004

lo siento

spanish for 'im sorry' but literally translates as 'i feel it'

oh my! lo siento! awww

by jared December 30, 2004

sexah

like sexy only more

"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."

by jared December 5, 2002

New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005

qualijare

coolness, a good thing,

dude that was qualijare

by Jared November 20, 2003

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

People who enjoy 'Six Steps to Spiritual Revival' will also love 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Men'

"I'm going to revive my spirit with Anal Sex"

by jared December 5, 2002