Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.
Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.
by Jared March 25, 2004
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Coolie Girl

Prep Girls, Girls that think they are better then most
by Jared November 21, 2003
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qualijare

dude that was qualijare
by Jared November 21, 2003
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pimpie

A cross between a pimp, and a hippie.
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That Jared is a pimpie.
No hes not, hes just a hippie.
Yeah, but its funny to say pimpie.
by Jared October 30, 2003
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LOSD

Lack Of Sleep Drug and/or Dissorder

You get high off of losd when u stay up late and you'll laugh at anything even at the girls gone wild edeited edition on comedy central. It's sometimes better then pot and acid cause when you do those you need to buy them. with this just stay up late and get fucked hard and rammed like a toyota car fucking a mexican chink (mexichink) communist trying to shit out a fajita.
Man that chigga's on losd... he's acting like jennifer lopez was actually funny in gigili with ass chin ben afflec.

When Ronald comes home his mother is on losd and is on the couch waiting nakd with a gold plated percy to use on his rich square ass.
by Jared June 28, 2004
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vag

1) a vagina
2) a wussy
1) Man would i love to ram that vag.
2) Quit being such a vag.
by Jared September 10, 2003
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Boogaerts

A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.
Did you see Boogaerts? Oh my gosh, what an incredibly amazingly unbeleivably irresistable guy!
by Jared April 05, 2005
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