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swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.
"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"
by jared December 6, 2002
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smetanka

by Jared June 28, 2004
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fellers

Me and my fellers went to the movies
by Jared June 25, 2004
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double chin

Being so fat that you have one chin under another.
Brysons double chin makes him look like a turkey. Gobble Gobble!
by Jared June 7, 2004
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mushroom eye

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.
Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...
by Jared June 17, 2005
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CCBeast

CCBeast is a striking marvelous person of all amazingness. She is incredible in every aspect and deserves the earth she walks on to be cherished for generations to come!
by Jared October 29, 2004
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shebang

a lame word used for parties, or more common, tests by lame math teachers who get frisky from math
Alright children, get ready for your shebang of education.
by Jared October 18, 2003
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