Jared's definitions

cinosweiv

it is when u stick ur penis in a girls ear while ur dogs licking the mustard off her toes and ur finger(anyone)is in her belly button and at the same time ur best frinds girl is blowing a goat while ur fingering her in the gooch and then u u give ur mom a jelly-doughnut while ur doin the wild santiago with ur girl in the spoon position

Dudes, I can't feel my legs from that cinosweiv i had last night

by jared February 28, 2005

Boogaerts

A ridiculously good-looking guy; unbeleivably irresistable and amazingly handsome; seemingly too good to be true.

Did you see Boogaerts? Oh my gosh, what an incredibly amazingly unbeleivably irresistable guy!

by Jared April 4, 2005

blackjack

Actually the low house advantage comes from knowing the precise mathematical combinations of the cards. If you don't know them, you might as well be wasting your money.

Blackjack is not as easy as AYB is trying to say it is.

by Jared November 2, 2003

Kittie

The seckziest beast of all time, named for extreme love of the band Kittie.

Kittie is just so damn cool.

by Jared February 14, 2005

New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005

cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 21, 2005

smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

by Jared June 28, 2004