Jared's definitions

Poo Stab

To infiltrate the anus, often by force. May happen to either male or female.

I would like to Poo Stab her.
I heard he was a Poo Stabber.
Ouch - I got Poo Stabbed.

by Jared May 25, 2004

Japananese

Japanese when you are stoned

"JAPANANESE!!!" exclaimed Jared

by Jared September 3, 2003

cum burgler

One who burglarizes cum from a person or mainly a sperm bank

Derek is a cum burgler from Mexico

by Jared April 14, 2005

Chermak

One who sits in the dormroom all day long and jerks off minimum of five times a day

I have Chermak for my roomate

by Jared March 19, 2005

meskney

Someone who likes Subway sandwiches

Dude, look at all of those meskneys inside Subway

by Jared December 16, 2003

lord of the rings

a book which if you like you are not "uncool" , but you are simply on a higher level than the cavemen who claim that people who read the said book attain more "pussy"

the lord of the rings is a good book

by jared June 15, 2003

Upper West Side

An inferior version of the Upper East Side. It is for retards, like Michael Moore.

East Side baby! New York for life! I'm never moving to boring Long Island/Connecticut!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005