Filthy Pier

First off, look at dirty sanchez and pay close attention to the definition that says u wipe the poop with ur finger or thumb, now this is basically the same except u take your 2 pinkys and make a French type moustasche on her face and could even be equipped with the proper French noises.
by Jared March 26, 2005
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lord of the rings

a book which if you like you are not "uncool" , but you are simply on a higher level than the cavemen who claim that people who read the said book attain more "pussy"
by jared June 16, 2003
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swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.
"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"
by jared December 06, 2002
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Duja Ve

The moment a memory is entering one's brain that will, sometime in one's future, be remembered and repeated resulting in Deja Vu.
Billy went to school one day and saw something strange. He forgot all about it the next day. Ten years later he saw it again and said, "Man. I just got Deja Vu." Little did he know that this moment was foretold since the time he first had Duja Ve when he saw the strange object ten years before.
by Jared January 19, 2005
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sexah

like sexy only more
"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."
by jared December 05, 2002
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BigFuzzyArchon

An Uber 1337 h4x0r who play's Battlefield 1942 and Unreal Tournament 2003 and everybody loves him.

Big = Size of penis
Fuzzy = Eye sight
Archon = What he is :)
BigFuzzyArchon 0wnz 1shot1kill.
by Jared March 23, 2003
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Upper East

The greatest neighborhood in all New York. Has the classiest people, hottest women, and best restaurants.
Born at Lenox Hill Hospital, raised at 86th & York. What?!?
by Jared March 24, 2005
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