Jared's definitions

socialism

confused with communism, which doesn't work, this however can work very well with a mix of capitalism and democracy, it is a more equal economic system where the poor can become rich, whenever this comes up in a conversation someone eventually says it didn't work in russia

I think socialism is a..
Didn't work in russia
No, thats communism, this is differ...
Didn't work in cuba
Your not listening to me, Im talking about something completely different!
SHUTUP YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!!

by Jared October 19, 2003

Duja Ve

The moment a memory is entering one's brain that will, sometime in one's future, be remembered and repeated resulting in Deja Vu.

Billy went to school one day and saw something strange. He forgot all about it the next day. Ten years later he saw it again and said, "Man. I just got Deja Vu." Little did he know that this moment was foretold since the time he first had Duja Ve when he saw the strange object ten years before.

by Jared January 18, 2005

D-troit

Location in michigan
Ghetto, slum town
8 mile, Eminem's old street

I live in D-troit dogg!

by Jared May 2, 2004

Brown Eye Witness

One who witnesses a self-cornholing/sodomization with a random object.

Andy and Jared became Brown Eye Witnesses when they watched Matt become an egg-asser.

by Jared March 24, 2004

jacuzzi cassinova

When a person can't get any pleasure from human, animal, or self. so they must stick there genitals in a jacuzzi jet for pleasure. also known as pulling an eric. (or trevor)

man he cant get any from anybody, he's just a jacuzzi cassinova

by Jared August 24, 2004

hoopdy

an exclamation meaning, "kick ass!"

i just got head! hoopdy!

by Jared April 17, 2005

lo siento

spanish for 'im sorry' but literally translates as 'i feel it'

oh my! lo siento! awww

by jared December 30, 2004