Jared's definitions

mushroom eye

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

by Jared June 17, 2005

CCBeast

CCBeast is a striking marvelous person of all amazingness. She is incredible in every aspect and deserves the earth she walks on to be cherished for generations to come!

The one and only Beast!

by Jared October 29, 2004

dadue

The word that could mean anything.

i.e.- DADUE!(hello)
- why the hell is he so Dadue

by jared June 9, 2003

BFUWG

Big Fat Ugly White Guy's disease.

Dude, my doctor just diagnosed me with BFWUG.

by Jared May 30, 2003

qualijare

coolness, a good thing,

dude that was qualijare

by Jared November 20, 2003

smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

by Jared June 28, 2004

fellers

another word for fellows;friends

Me and my fellers went to the movies

by Jared June 25, 2004