Jared's definitions

Turkey Jizz

TJ Willock, hes a flaming faggot

Hey look there's turkey jizz.

by Jared December 18, 2004

copout

nick name for content on the copout.net website.

Is there any new stuff on copout?

by Jared December 22, 2004

lo siento

spanish for 'im sorry' but literally translates as 'i feel it'

oh my! lo siento! awww

by jared December 30, 2004

bandom

The state of being in a band.

I figure, the practice amp i have now is enough for just me, this would be a purchase for bandom.

by jared January 17, 2005

Duja Ve

The moment a memory is entering one's brain that will, sometime in one's future, be remembered and repeated resulting in Deja Vu.

Billy went to school one day and saw something strange. He forgot all about it the next day. Ten years later he saw it again and said, "Man. I just got Deja Vu." Little did he know that this moment was foretold since the time he first had Duja Ve when he saw the strange object ten years before.

by Jared January 18, 2005

Mattitude

A cult like religion created by WWE Superstar Matt Hardy.

I follow Mattitude, baby!

by Jared January 27, 2005

bumbleclot

= jamaican for period blood

Sarah are u ready for ur bumbleclot reading?

by Jared February 10, 2005