Jared's definitions

swelve

If your too drunk to say eleven and you want to say twelve there's swelve.

"I drank swelve bottle's of wiskey"

by jared December 6, 2002

cocksketball

(1) A variation of basketball in which a player uses his erect penius to dribble the ball, and makes such a huge fart that when he puts the ball on his anus and aims for the hoop, he has a chance of getting 2 or 3 points.
(2) Two gay men rubbing the heads of their peniuses together while watching "Queer as Folk" on Showtime.

(1) Dude, yesterday, I was playing cocksketball with John, and I have gashes on my penius!
(2) I ran into Jack and Joey playing Cocksketball with eachother. I didn't know we had showtime.

by Jared February 21, 2005

parlez vous parskwar

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.

"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"

by jared March 22, 2003

smetanka

Just too cool.

see smetankalicious.

by Jared June 28, 2004

fellers

another word for fellows;friends

Me and my fellers went to the movies

by Jared June 25, 2004

Halo 2

A decently average game that is grossly overrated and has 9 pages of definitions by grade school fucktards. Any game that can generate this level of stupidity should be banned.

Go play Half-Life 2 instead. It's much better.

by Jared May 13, 2005

woey

abother name for a vag

shaved woey is the best bet that

by jared September 4, 2004