wootly

Wootly is a genius, handsome, witty and charming. His amazing good looks are surpassed only by his stunning intellectual competence and he is everything everyone wishes they could become.
If you see wootly online or in real life, you should immediatly bow down to his prowess.

"I love you wootly, you are my master"

by Jared May 28, 2004

lazy brown cat

A particularily sticky, viscous turd that, when falling out of your cornhole, also brought some hairs with it. These hairs appear as though they are whiskers on the turd, making your shit appear to be a lazy, brown cat.

Holy shit! I just took a sick dump, defintely an LBC

by Jared March 21, 2005

honkee

A racial epitaph, commonly used to describe people of caucasian descent.

Whitey: "Excuse me kind streetbum, but do you know in which direction I need to go to reach 3rd Avenue?"

Streetbum: "Screw you honkee!"

by Jared May 26, 2004

Rad

A totally rad 80's movie about BMX racing featuring that hot chick from Full House

-Have you seen that rad movie Rad?
-It's totally rad.

by Jared December 18, 2003

airwalker

A person who knows his way around the internet with ease. The ultimate web-surfer.

The airwalker surfed the net in lightning speed!

by Jared May 29, 2003

BigFuzzyArchon

An Uber 1337 h4x0r who play's Battlefield 1942 and Unreal Tournament 2003 and everybody loves him.

Big = Size of penis
Fuzzy = Eye sight
Archon = What he is :)

BigFuzzyArchon 0wnz 1shot1kill.

by Jared March 23, 2003

New York

(1) The fucking ONLY city in the world. No other city can even begin to compare.
(2) A lackluster farming state in the Northeastern United States. (Also called upstate.) Includes places like Westchester, Rockland, Suffolk, Nassau, and Niagra Falls.

I fucking HEART New York!!!!!

by Jared March 23, 2005