Jared's definitions

qualijare

coolness, a good thing,

dude that was qualijare

by Jared November 20, 2003

sexah

like sexy only more

"At first I was like damn! That's one sexy bitch! But I realized I wrong. She was infact sexah."

by jared December 5, 2002

cooter stick

funny word for tampon

what size is your cooter stick?

by jared April 8, 2005

dadue

The word that could mean anything.

i.e.- DADUE!(hello)
- why the hell is he so Dadue

by jared June 9, 2003

mushroom eye

When a man hits a person in the eye with his penis to the point it leaves a black eye.

Jared hit marissa with his penis and gave her a black eye...

by Jared June 17, 2005

CCBeast

CCBeast is a striking marvelous person of all amazingness. She is incredible in every aspect and deserves the earth she walks on to be cherished for generations to come!

The one and only Beast!

by Jared October 29, 2004

parlez vous parskwar

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.

"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"

by jared March 22, 2003