Jared's definitions

Subway

The place where I eat at so I can lose weight.

-I'm looking good!
-I'm eating the sandwiches.

by Jared December 18, 2003

Loren

Loren is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen

Jared luvs ya Loren:):)

by Jared December 13, 2004

wootly

Wootly is a genius, handsome, witty and charming. His amazing good looks are surpassed only by his stunning intellectual competence and he is everything everyone wishes they could become.
If you see wootly online or in real life, you should immediatly bow down to his prowess.

"I love you wootly, you are my master"

by Jared May 28, 2004