Fuckwit

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary
You're a fuckwit
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Weirdo

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary
You're a weirdo
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Loser

Someone with nothing better to do than rate definitions on Urban Dictionary
You are a loser
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jiffle jaffle

A hand job
She gave me a jiffle jaffle last night
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Life

A terminal illness with a 100% mortality rate, and for which there is no cure
I hate life
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I'm not that stupid

Something said when you are obviously that stupid
Person 1: You know movies aren't real, right?

Person 2: Yes, I'm not that stupid
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Breastsicle

When you freeze a girl's breasts then lick them, like a popsicle
That girl let me have a breastsicle last night!
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