James Lowe's definitions

leet talk

Out-of-date talk made by 40 year old virgins who live with thier mom and play Counter-Strike all day.

leet talk contains numbers to replace letters similar to what they look like.

Such as "Teh Fuxx0r", "j00 n00b", "411 y0ur b45s R B-long t0 u5" and B1ll G4t3s"

dont get me wrong, i love CS, but i despise leet talk and im no where near as nerdy as this.

by James Lowe February 12, 2005

shower massager

The so called "Ultimate" sex toy for women..they say its better than the human penis..

You better be getting your woman a diamond ring if she has a shower massager because SHE WILL NOT NEED YOU!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

yo mamma

Yo mamma is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch

Your mama is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain

by James Lowe July 5, 2004

Camaro

1) Pimpin' ass Chevy muscle car

2) These mofo's were pumped out of the assembly line than mexicans pumping out kids (Well...Maybe not, but still..)

My favorite Camaro is the 1970 1/2..whats yours?

by James Lowe December 17, 2004

rice rocket

A weak-ass poor horsepowered car that will never be able to beat a stock american muscle car no matter how much technology advances... ALL HAIL THE POWER OF V8 YOU GODDAMN RICE-ROCKET WANNABE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Ill put my money on a stock muscle car over a tuned rice rocket any day of the fucking week

by James Lowe November 3, 2004

q-tip

A poodle with "Balls" of hair at the end of their legs near their feet...making the dogs legs look like Q-tips.

That dog is a damn Q-tip!

by James Lowe June 18, 2004

Charger

The muscle car to own all muscle cars.

Engine: 426 Hemi
HP: 425
C.R.: 10.25:1
0-60: 4.8 sec

REVV REVV ZOOM ZOOM it goes bye bye before you can say Dodge

by James Lowe October 16, 2004