James Lowe's definitions

bugger off you fucking wanker

A British way of saying: "Go fuck yourself, dickhead" or "get the fuck out of my face"

Brit 1: Could I bother you for a fag?
Brit 2: Bugger off you fucking wanker!

by James Lowe January 9, 2008

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

NoSeX

1) Exactly what you will get if you own an NSX.. No SeX

2) A cheap, ripoff of a Ferrari that says "Poor man with rich tastes"

My NSX got smoked by that Camaro.. I aint getting NoSeX

by James Lowe January 28, 2008

black hole

They say nothing can escape a black hole, not even light. However, this is not true. Chuck Norris can escape a black hole. Chuck Norris eats black holes, they taste like chicken.

Chuck Norris + black hole = no black hole

by James Lowe December 22, 2007

Lil' Jon

The King of Crunkiness..The onlt rap artist that has rap that I'll actually listen to..This bitch is cool!

To the Windows!! TO THE WALLS!! TO THE SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS!!

by James Lowe May 7, 2004

infinite

Said to last forever or for an extremely long time, usually consisting of numbers or trhe universe's size

100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 is infinite..i think

by James Lowe October 20, 2004

air taser

a long range taser that fires two wires that have prongs attached to them and shock its victim upon impact.

Me:Did you hear about that cop that saw a guy mugging that bitch?

Man: What happened?

Me: That bitch got air tasered.

by James Lowe December 23, 2004