flaccid

One who suffers from not having the ability to get a woody, hard on, or boner... Usually having to take some Viagra to go the distance

Wife: You ready?
Husband: No.
Wife: Now?
Husband: No.
Wife: DAMNIT!! WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Husband: (pops some Viagra) Give me 5 five more minutes!

by James Lowe October 17, 2004

mustang

will get owned by a Camaro, and for any of you ppl who think they "know the muscle era" youd know the Pontiac GTO is the first muscle car to unleashed out on the markey.

Mustangs will get pwned by any muscle car, especially the Camaro!

Id put my money on an AMC Gremlin than a Fucker Only Runs Downhill (ford) Mustang.

by James Lowe July 27, 2005

explosive flatulence

a fart so loud and volatile that the stench you just made makes cow shit smell like roses

DUDE!! Whats up with your explosive flatule---(deathly gasp)

by James Lowe June 04, 2004

ownage

Cliffy B's website and invented word (for all you suckers who dont know who Cliffy B is..he is the creator of the Unreal games)

OWNAGE! Cliffy B would be proud

by James Lowe August 08, 2004

dark helmet

Dark Helmet is a character in Mel Brooks's movie Spaceballs (acted by Rick Moranis)

The ultimate rip of the Star Wars character Darth Vader.

WHAT?! You went over my helmet?!

by James Lowe September 21, 2004

Dodge

The Ultimate Car company, dominating the muscle era with the Hemi and Magnum engines.

The only company CAN compete against Dodge is Chevrolet (Ford can fuck off those stupid cunts)

Dodge: Rocks your world
Chevy: Rules your mom
Ford: Wants your grandma

by James Lowe October 24, 2004

George Carlin

The comedy king who ccan out-funny ANY comedian that has ever set foot uopn this planet!

They're going to ban the toy guns..AND THEY'RE GONNA KEEP THE FUCKIN REAL ONES!!

by James Lowe May 07, 2004