James's definitions

Volvo

'Guy Speak': Acronym. Meaning Very Old Loose Vaginal Opening. Used to cover up the fact they are talking about a womans nasty genitals after childbirth...when either in the company of women or not.

"My Volvo just doesn't perform the way it used to."

"Damn, she's got a Volvo down there"

"My wife's Volvo has far too many miles on it, it's impossible to even get it to tunrover in the morning."

by James March 7, 2004

Cottaging

the persuit of homosexual "Acts" of an anonymous nature in pubilc lavatories via a small and well crafted hole in the cubicle wall to ensure

"Please excuse me a second Nathanial, I'm going to check out the cottaging facilities"

"Ow" exclaimed Bowden "My Japseye seems to contain an angry splinter. I know i should have sanded the cottaging hole"

by James November 11, 2003

Asmo

Asmo by its very definition means cool and sexy and utterly awesome.

"man your cool shit! Your like ASMO!!!"

by james March 23, 2004

wwcd

WWCD stands for "What Would Conan Do" as in Conan O'Brien. It was modeled after the famous WWJD (What Would Jesus Do) products.

Dude1: I saw a nun drop her purse. What should I do?
Voice: What would Conan Do?
Dude1: (bends down to pick up the purse and looks up the nun's dress)

by James March 1, 2005

sopo

Slang for bad

'Yo bruv, your so sopo'

by James April 3, 2004

twatula

The cold metal device used by a physician to enlarge a woman's vagina before a pap test.

Genevieve, you're such a twatula!

by James March 10, 2004

It'll gitcha

A reply to a statemnet whenever a situation becomes out of control or crazy. (It will get you)

-Did you see that broad.
reply: It'll gitcha.
-He drank 13 quarts of Olde English.
reply: It'll gitcha.

by James September 22, 2003