Jam Master J's definitions
The illest shoe ever made. So simple yet so sick. I wore these shoes all my life. They were first made in the 1950's and have been worn since then by all types of people, including gangsta rappers, rockstars, b-ballers, skaters, and people who just like to chill. Now, due to faux pop-punkers like Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, and Green Day, they have become increasingly popular with trendy poser chicks. Some geeky goth kids wear em too. But thanks to rappers such as the Game they are being reclaimed by blacks, the group that really rocked them in the first place. I don't really care what clique wears them, I'm gonna keep wearing them forever. I just hope the females don't completely take over the shoe and make it a feminine shoe to wear like they did the Adidas superstar. Oh well. They still rock, and always will.
Oh, and only posers buy the lame low top chucks. High tops all the way, baby!
Oh, and only posers buy the lame low top chucks. High tops all the way, baby!
by Jam Master J April 26, 2005
Get the Chuck Taylorsmug. n. A pretty cool dude. He kinda sold out and started getting repetitious, but was good in his prime. May come back. I dunno, I don't really care anymore. JD had an fresh style, with the Puma, Adidas, and Pony gear, and even fresher music. Maybe he can save himself from getting too stale.
John Davis was one ill white boy in the day, I think he could come back if he makes some new, fresh jams and quits selling his Scottish ass out. I believe in you JD, I don't give a shit if a bunch a whities think you suck ass, my boys got ur back
by Jam Master J April 16, 2006
Get the johnathan davismug. n. a critically acclaimed cult-status band that mixes hardcore with smooth melodies. Band members, especially frontman Chino Moreno, have a great love for classic alternative, like the Smiths, the Cure, Depeche Mode, and My Bloody Valentine. The band also has some minor influences from the awesome all-black DC hardcore band Bad Brains.
The Deftones are not really overrated, but rather underrated, as they often get clumped in with nu-metal bands and lesser-talented rock groups like Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and Korn, despite the fact that the Deftones are nothing like these bands.(The deftones have had one or two rap-metal songs, but these were made way before the crappy band Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit were even on the scene, and without the Deftones, those bands wouldn't even be around)They may be a template for that horrible band Linkin Park, but if that's true, then the band Linkin Park simply wants to be as talented as the Deftones, and if so, they have not succeeded, because they sound like nu-metal crap and nothing like the Deftones. The Deftones are in a genre of their own. No current band has anything on them.
The Deftones are not really overrated, but rather underrated, as they often get clumped in with nu-metal bands and lesser-talented rock groups like Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and Korn, despite the fact that the Deftones are nothing like these bands.(The deftones have had one or two rap-metal songs, but these were made way before the crappy band Linkin Park or Limp Bizkit were even on the scene, and without the Deftones, those bands wouldn't even be around)They may be a template for that horrible band Linkin Park, but if that's true, then the band Linkin Park simply wants to be as talented as the Deftones, and if so, they have not succeeded, because they sound like nu-metal crap and nothing like the Deftones. The Deftones are in a genre of their own. No current band has anything on them.
by Jam Master J April 14, 2005
Get the deftonesmug. One of the greatest Mc's of all time. I dont know what you fuckers are talkin about. You think you're funny with your little acting jokes, but the truth is, if his acting were half as good as his mic skills, he'd be winnin Oscars. I think it's hilarious that a buncha kids who are probably white cyber geeks are commenting on how 'soft' Ice Cube is. He may not have been shot nine times like your gay ass pop rapper 50 Cent, but at least Ice Cube can rap. 50 Cent and all those muthafuckas that just came on the scene suck cock. Ice Cube started this gangsta shit, and this the muthafuckin thanks he gets?
by Jam Master J May 4, 2005
Get the ice cubemug. by Jam Master J April 15, 2005
Get the dudemug. (n) (1) a popular type of rap music that features bubblegum beats and fake rappers sometimes singing alongside female singers such as J-Lo or Ashanti.
(2)hip-hop songs that reach the top 40, are incredibly overplayed, and are made by manufactured, fake rappers
(2)hip-hop songs that reach the top 40, are incredibly overplayed, and are made by manufactured, fake rappers
by Jam Master J April 18, 2005
Get the hip-popmug. (1) a word that really does exist, and the dude that said it didn't was incredibly wrong. He also needs to kick "Billy William's" ass or whoever the hell says paesano in the south, because I can tell that Billy Williams is not Italian at all and is a southern wannabe that should come to the Italian part of the Bronx or South Philly sometime to get his ass kicked.
Paesano is a real word, assholes. You live in the fuckin south and have no idea what you are talking about.
by Jam Master J April 15, 2005
Get the paesanomug.