ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

Doogie

A little weasel who likes to use computers and jack off to old russian dogs and animated porn. He smells like a butt.

Man, that Doogie is sick mother fucker

by Jake November 30, 2004

crip

noun; a person of diminished physical capacity

she's a crip, she walks with a limp because her right leg's shorter

by Jake February 18, 2004

donk

being ugly or otherwise unpleasant

"That fuckin' bitch is donk!"

by Jake January 07, 2005

akaz

allie kazarian is so fine and shes asian

Shes akaz!

by jake January 07, 2004

Clover snatcher

A slang way to refer to an Irish person

That new guy talks really funny he must be a clover snatcher.

by Jake December 24, 2004

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004