Jake 's definitions

Javeline

Name given to a daughter by continuum obsessed parents

Parent: Javeline! Bed time! your father and I have to play continuum.

by Jake May 5, 2005

Ugh Factor 10

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Damn girl, you need to get a new wardrobe, that shit you wearin now is like ugh factor 10

by jake April 1, 2005

clots

the red dots that your female lover picks off your cock after she has fucked you whilst on her period

She was on the rag last night but I pushed it aside and mounted her anyway. When we were done, she turned the light on and picked the clots off Willy.

by Jake February 20, 2004

MujaPandaMan

Muja comes from the Panda word meaning "Stick your slong in my bong" It is used only by the 6'5" white kid leaving in Michigan and stands for "I wanna bang your bong with my slong"

"Gurl did you see the MujaPandaMan?"
"YEAH! He was in a gang bang last night, he srewed his girlfriend and her 3 other friends"
"Damnn thats strait up trippin!!"

by jake May 13, 2005

beaner shield

Using a person(s) of Mexican origin as a human shield during a particularly intense hail of gunfire.

*During an intense barrage of bullets*

Tom: "Get over here Carlos! Beaner shield!"

Carlos: "Hey mang, that's not cool mang!

*Gunfire intensifies*

by JakE February 1, 2010

Keii

The God like being of few words, who fucking rocks, to upset him is to open the door way to your own death.

Jake: Hey Keii

Keii:...

Jake: yeah I feel you

Tom: Man you guys suck

Jake: I never knew a you could get both of a guys up is ass and get make him walk and lick his won balls.

Keii: learn something new everyday

by Jake December 28, 2004

Jag

A form of speech that is spoken in code where certain words mean certain things; originated in Orting, WA.

"Ya don't Jag you stupid fuck"

by Jake January 6, 2005