Ugh Factor

A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.

1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed

3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.

5 - The Beginning of stupidity

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor
Ugh Factor 10
Ugh Factor 5

Damn dude those are some dope shoes, totally an Ugh Factor 1.
by jake April 02, 2005
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dillsmith

"That guy has a huge dillsmith!"

"Hey Coach, we forgot the dillsmith."
by Jake May 06, 2003
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Street Fighter

a kickass fighting game. The mother of all fighting games.
I love playing Street Fighter 3 because you get to smash an SUV during the bonus stage.
by Jake August 05, 2003
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v-unit

We were best of friends, I treated her like the lady she was. One night she decided to offer me her v-unit. That was when I learned she was a virgin.
by Jake January 11, 2004
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rubdown

(noun) rubbing a female until she agrees to have sex with you. Starts with her shoulders, neck and back, but if you can get her undressed, progresses to rubbing her vulva.
Ron gave Briegetha a rubdown, beginning with her neck, shoulders, and back, progressing to rubbing the back of her legs thru her jeans, then eventually charming her down to her underpants. Next he moved from rubbing her inner thighs to massaging her vulva.
by Jake March 24, 2004
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leek

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, cucumbers.
When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
by Jake February 26, 2004
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The Spocker

Also known as The Dominator I guess. It's like the shocker but with two in the stink.
Damn that brutha's brave, he's giving that nasty girl the spocker
by Jake August 02, 2004
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