Jake 's definitions

sleepy sex

what you give your woman using your morning glory

I woke at 4 am with a massive piss hard-on and slipped it into Nanci;she doesn't mind sleepy sex provided that you don't wake her up too much.

by Jake March 5, 2004

schuter

A person who who talks about toting the AK but has never even seen one.It came from a wannabe gangster german who had his ass kicked arouned to much.

"Hey man you better stay clear of him he totes""No he is just a straight up schuter"

by Jake May 13, 2005

blue sock

To have sex with someone in the anus so hard that a thin layer of their anus is left on your penis

Dude, I blue socked that bitch last night

by Jake February 3, 2005

ghandi's revenge

Severe diarrhea caused by eating spicy food or stale Taco Bell food.

Aw MAN! I nearly died from Ghandi's Revenge because I had to wait two hours to finish eating my burrito.

by Jake March 5, 2003

go to bed

60s/70s euphemism for "have sex"

I think I'll ask Nancii out Friday night, I want to go to bed with her.

by Jake February 11, 2004

sweet-roll

the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.

Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.

Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?

Steve: yeah dude.

Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.

by JakE October 22, 2006

furrow

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc

I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.

by Jake March 1, 2004