Jake 's definitions

alcowall

A collection of empty beer and liquer bottles arranged on a wall or shelf, a testement as to how much was drank.

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.

"Those two fifth of Smirnoff, one handle of Rubinoff, and sixty beer bottles make for quite the alcowall"

by Jake February 26, 2005

snail

a guy who can mount and slo-fuck a woman vaginally, without cumming himself, forever

That snail can get it on and hump her forever without cumming 'til dawn.

by Jake March 9, 2004

Hot Dog Smoothie

Making a hot dog smoothie is the same as: flogging the dolphin, beating the bishop, whacking the pud, or choking the chicken, and can be compared to beating your dick like you caught it breaking into your house. The origin of the phrase dates all the way back to season two of Aqua teen hunger force.

Last night alex made 15 hot dog smoothies, he would have made more but his arm was sore and his wang was raw.

by jake August 20, 2004

derez

from `de-resolve' via the movie "Tron" (also `derez') 1. /vi./ To disappear or dissolve; the image that goes with it is of an object breaking up into raster lines and static and then dissolving. Occasionally used of a person who seems to have suddenly `fuzzed out' mentally rather than physically. Usage: extremely silly, also rare. This verb was actually invented as fictional hacker jargon, and adopted in a spirit of irony by real hackers years after the fact. 2. /vt./ The Macintosh resource decompiler. On a Macintosh, many program structures (including the code itself) are managed in small segments of the program file known as `resources'; `Rez' and `DeRez' are a pair of utilities for compiling and decompiling resource files. Thus, decompiling a resource is `derezzing'. Usage: very common.

man my shit just got derezzed yo.

by Jake April 25, 2005

fundamentalrattlizationism

A professor's unique invention. It means that your set of beliefs are being challenged; your worldview is perhaps under fire and not holding up to the pressure.

If you're finding yourself disagreeing with me, you may be suffering a slight case of fundamentalrattlizationism.

by Jake June 27, 2004

cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards

she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !

by Jake March 5, 2004

tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others

that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker

by jake February 23, 2005