Jake 's definitions
WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.
by Jake April 17, 2004
Get the dawn patrolmug. by Jake March 24, 2004
Get the sperm injectionmug. average length (in inches) of an Irish penis. Not to be confused with the average 5.3" of a central European dick
by Jake January 10, 2004
Get the 6.3mug. Highest score on a rating system for females, originally popularized by the Bo Derek movie "Ten" in which she really IS a TEN (now, she's slipped to a 9-1/2). TEN=top-quality,TEN is the highest and ZERO is the lowest. This scale can rate anything but women are the most popular use of it.
Susan Sarandon is a ten.
Sharon Stone is a 10.
Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)
Janet Jackson is a 4.
I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.
Sharon Stone is a 10.
Elizabeth Shue is an eleven (overdrive !)
Janet Jackson is a 4.
I have known trolls and coyote ugly girls who were 1's, 2's, and even 3's.
by Jake March 9, 2004
Get the tenmug. 1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex
1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."
2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."
by Jake March 23, 2004
Get the quick comermug. To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it, that is, grasp her tits or grab her in the crotch (and if a finger shud happen to enter her vagina, so much the better !!)
Best time to cop a feel is in a crowded place so you can run off and can't be found. When I went to my family reunion my 3rd cousin once removed was in a crowd and her juicy peaches were calling me, so I ran up, coped a feel and ran away to the punch table 2 aisles over. Later in the day I grabbed her crotch and my middle finger just happened to slip into her cunt.
by Jake February 19, 2004
Get the cop a feelmug. 1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.
3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.
I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out.
Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal.
by Jake February 3, 2004
Get the goosemug.