89

Titty Fucking

I 89'd that bitch like whoa

by Jake March 29, 2004

cocksmoker

(1) a guy who sucks cock

(2) an asshole; somebody who really gets you pissed off

(3) a jerk, a jerkoff

(1) That Alvin is a cocksmoker, he sucked Freddy off in the shower room after the game

(2) Buddy's a cocksmoker, I don't want to see his face this weekend.

(3) He's just a cocksmoker, a total jerkoff, he is.

by Jake February 17, 2004

Enya

Sister of Maire Brennan (the lady you hear singing the theme song for Last of the Mohicans) who is from Ireland.

The future Empress of the world should be Enya.

by Jake May 6, 2004

social security

A pyramid scheme run by the US Government. They promised to take your money to invest it for you so you'd have enough money to retire on, but from the very beginning they've just paid the people who are over 65 with the money sent in by the workers under 65. For any other organization to do this would be illegal. They don't make any real investments at all. They only 'invest' in other government agencies, which means they'll end up being paid back with yet more tax money taken by force from hard working Americans.

Joe Average says "I wanted to invest my money in a private account that I could control in order to plan for my retirement, but after paying tax for Social Security I didn't have enough left over to do that. If Social Security is so great, why do they have to force you to pay for it under threat of prison? If it was really so great, wouldn't people participate voluntarily?"

by Jake August 10, 2004

tastegasm

its like having an orasm with your mouth

mmmmmm, self explanitory

by jake November 12, 2003

urban outfitters

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley, CA. It's a clothing store found in urban areas. The clothes range from vintage, hippy, emo, indie, or just strange. Awkward place to shop at if you're overweight or a straight male. Clothes can be insanely priced. Store also contains home products or furnishing that you would most likely find in a college dorm room.

The first Urban Outfitters came from Berkley.

Example of t-shirt saying: "Trust me, I'm a (virgin, doctor, etc.)"

Example of furnishings found here: "Beer Refrigerator."

by Jake October 26, 2005

farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

by Jake October 27, 2003