Jake 's definitions

frozen joe

you take a shit freeze it then use it as a dildo

Morgan musto likes to have frozen joes after school.

by jake December 18, 2004

love button

clitoris, especially a prominent, erect one

The first time I went down on her I was surprised to find her love button was like a 1" penis

by Jake March 24, 2004

ryme

wut losers do on saturdays!

carol and jordan have no friends so they had to make up rymes

by jake November 1, 2003

USSR

Ultra Super Silent Reading

Yo Dave, you wanna go do some USSR?

by Jake April 21, 2005

furk

someone who says they're not gay, but every time they wrestle with men, they try to get some nut feels

Alex is at it again, will his furkness ever end?

by Jake May 8, 2003

blackie

a pretty-typical name given to a black cat

We got a cat from the pound; she's black, so we named her Blackie just like all of the other black cats that we've had. Couldn't very well call her "Whitey", could we ?!

by Jake February 20, 2004

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004