yo bitches

Phrase used by Jake Waliszewski and Dale Rodas to either yell out for fun or to call one another in large areas or groups of people.

Jake: YO BITCHES..(saying slowly)
Dale: YOOO BITCH..

by Jake January 12, 2005

Eldi

A man who all men look up to and worship.

by jake October 1, 2003

glurby

a feeling that you get when tired, and your stomach feels gurgally, and you're slightly horny ;)

i felt glurby after i hot ass rammed

by Jake November 12, 2003

togusther

The theoretical spelling of together thats puts the 'us' in together.

I'm so glad we can spend the rest of our lives togusther.

by jake February 15, 2005

baylaze

to smoke herb, or dank or what ever u call it

u tryin to baylaze tonight B

by Jake June 20, 2006

deck bunny

the woman that you take sailing with you whose main purpose is to ornament the foredeck by wearing a bikini and taking the top off to sunbathe. Really good deck bunnies shave their beaver before they arrive at dockside, and they take off their top and their bottom. See also rudder slut. Deck bunnies don't have to fuck the captain but its nice if they do, its usually a long swim to shore if they decide "no"

Two bad weekends in a row, first one it rained both days and the deck bunny wouldn't fuck. Next one, it was sunny but the deck bunny didn't shave, then got her period, then was too seasick to blow me down.

by Jake February 3, 2004

foot fuck

a form of masturbation where you let the woman 'jack you off with her bare foot

a form of masturbation where the male masturbates the female to orgasm using just his toes on her clit and perhaps just slightly into her vagina

Margie and I are just friends with benefits. She promised to foot fuck me next time we get naked together.

I brought her off with just my big toe up her cunt.

by Jake March 5, 2004