Skip to main content

@Jake 's definitions

cock burner

a woman who fucks SO VIGOROUSLY that your penis head burns afterwards
she rode my shaft for so many thrusts that I felt like raw meat afterwards, she's such a cock burner !
by Jake March 5, 2004
mugGet the cock burnermug.

crunk

getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"

that's about it, get crunk!
i was goin out to get crunk, but someone stole my car
by jake August 4, 2004
mugGet the crunkmug.

lucktans

boobs on a very pretty girl
"Damn, that bitch has got some big ass lucktans!"
by Jake January 6, 2005
mugGet the lucktansmug.

get a pair

same as grow a pair, i.e. balls or tits
Eddie, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair to fill your nutsack.

Charlotte, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair and go titty fuck him with them.
by Jake March 5, 2004
mugGet the get a pairmug.

tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others
that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker
by jake February 23, 2005
mugGet the tilly wackermug.

sex/baseball analog

the everlasting sexual bases metaphor. The best way to remember them is the four "F"s: French, Feel, Finger, Fuck.

first: the first step in a sexual relationship kissing with an open mouth or using tongue (french kissing)

first and a half base: under the shirt, bra still on

second: one step up from first base, heavy petting and feeling up while making out,direct oral or manual stimulation of a partner's breast/nipple, up the shirt or shirtless for both partners.

shortstop: in baseball, the shortstop is the field position between second and third base. So, in fooling around, shortstop is being masturbated by or masturbating your partner, as that's between feeling up and oral sex.

third base: the last base before penetration sex, entailing contact with the main sexual regions, a handjob or a blowjob (fellatio) for guys and fingering or giving head (cunnilingus) to the girl

home base: reaching home base or fourth base is consumating the relationship by having vaginal sex, making love or fucking

NOTE:first or second base can be achieved concurrently with dry humping, considered third base when oral or manual stimulation occurs to genitals.
"Margo finally let her boyfriend get to shortstop, but she used way too much lotion and he came on her shirt."

"We finally reached home base last night! Thankfully he had a condom on him because we were so horny we couldn't wait any longer"
by Jake March 5, 2004
mugGet the sex/baseball analogmug.

Share this definition