Jake 's definitions

orange

Fine girl(s) that if you're honest with yourself is far to young for you to be looking at like that. From the Orange Phone Co. (uk) slogan "the future's bright, the future's Orange"

Hey man, check out those wet girls over there-->
Yeah, but far to orange for us dude

by Jake July 21, 2003

dry sex

masturbation sex where one or both of the partners are still clothed between the belly & the crotch, dry humping takes place, and one or both have an orgasm but there is no exchange of body fluids because of the layer of clothing. Called "dry" because there is no natural lubrication.

Nancii and I have dry sex during her period.

by Jake March 6, 2004

bonkie

Southern slang for ass

I slipped the vibe (vibrator) up my bonkie.

by Jake September 5, 2005

semen

ejaculate from the male penis; tastes like egg whites mixed with saltwater.Loved by some, hated by others.

He rubbed his cock head between the folds of her vulva, then as she began to get wet, he pressed inward, entering with progressively longer strokes. After a few moments he ejaculated his semen into her vagina

by Jake January 10, 2004

dickslapper

1. chronic masturbator

2. someone engaged in useless time wasting

Get away from me, you dickslapper.

by jake December 23, 2003

p diddy

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.

"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."

by Jake February 13, 2005

tierney

A girl who thinks they are the shit, but in reality arent worth a dime

that girl is such a tierney

by Jake November 5, 2007