Escargot

the snail body that comes out of a snail shell. Looks like snot (a nose booger)

"Anyone care for escargot?"

"er, no thanks. I'll just pick my own..."

by Jake April 14, 2004

alcowall

A collection of empty beer and liquer bottles arranged on a wall or shelf, a testement as to how much was drank.

A common sight in college dorm rooms and apartments.

"Those two fifth of Smirnoff, one handle of Rubinoff, and sixty beer bottles make for quite the alcowall"

by Jake February 26, 2005

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004

suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.

I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.

by Jake March 11, 2003

Krystal Steel

A hot blonde porn star with long legs, huge tits and one hell of a fine ass. She can ride a cock better like no other. And I want to eat her out like a young samolian boy eats a potato

Krystal Steel is one hot fucking bitch.

by Jake September 28, 2003

blackie

a pretty-typical name given to a black cat

We got a cat from the pound; she's black, so we named her Blackie just like all of the other black cats that we've had. Couldn't very well call her "Whitey", could we ?!

by Jake February 20, 2004

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 06, 2004