My Nose Itches

when you are about to kiss a fool
My nose itched before I kissed him. I shud have kept my pants on, now I have 4 kids by him. He's a loser father too.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.
they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!
by jake February 04, 2005
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Ugh Factor

A rating scale to determine someones fashion sense.

1 - Stylish, Fashionalbe, Well Dressed

3 - Tolerable, borderline, but considered good.

5 - The Beginning of stupidity

10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.

Can also be used together with:
Douche Factor
Stupidity Factor
Hot Factor
Ugh Factor 10
Ugh Factor 5

Damn dude those are some dope shoes, totally an Ugh Factor 1.
by jake April 01, 2005
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basketball booty

a female that has an ass that looks like 2 basketballs are stuffed into the back of her pants.
Azalea down at HOME DEPOT sure has got basketball booty.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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frig

1) my head was so full of visions of her nakedness that I had to go frig in the bathroom. My mom thought I was sick I was in there so often, so quiet, and so long.

2) my clit was just aching; finally he frigged it, none too soon !

3) I hadn't been with a man in weeks, fortunately he frigged me in the steam room
by Jake February 22, 2004
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orange

Fine girl(s) that if you're honest with yourself is far to young for you to be looking at like that. From the Orange Phone Co. (uk) slogan "the future's bright, the future's Orange"
Hey man, check out those wet girls over there-->
Yeah, but far to orange for us dude
by Jake July 21, 2003
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