Jake 's definitions

miniben

A term given to rather annoying males who insist on telling you about every problem in their lifes in the mistaken belief that you actually care.
Also given to someone who uses "WTF?" and "OMG!" for totally inapropriate things.

Me: I like to play pool.
Miniben: OMG WTF?
Me: what?
Miniben: I have a friend who plays pool as well!

by Jake April 24, 2005

crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.

Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.

by Jake April 23, 2005

:O

1.) Surprised smiley, used when you are surprised.

2.) To fuck somebody.

3.) A bad word.

4.) A bad place.

Jack: Hey lets go to the :O center.
John: You high Jack? Only :O people go there.
Johhny: Yeah and it's the teacher's favorite place.
Jack: Yeah i think i changed my mind.

by Jake April 23, 2005

sicko

A person that has mental problems. A person that is sick or has a polluted mind.

Dude THAT guy is a sickoo. He just makes mom jokes all the time trying to be cool in front of his friends. =O

by Jake April 22, 2005

wussy

someone who is scared to do things or does something and is scared of being done the same thing

this guy insults people and is too scared to be insulted back, hes a whussy

by jake April 22, 2005

masturbate

1.) What you do when your girlfriend is not at home.

2.) The reason why people buy playboys.

3.) The reason why old people are having more heart attacks.

4.) The reason why birth-rate decreased by 60% in the last 20 years.

5.) What 30% of the world population is doing now.

The old man had several heart attacks due to his recent masturbations. He had too much excitement

by Jake April 22, 2005

USSR

Ultra Super Silent Reading

Yo Dave, you wanna go do some USSR?

by Jake April 21, 2005