Jake 's definitions

farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

by Jake October 27, 2003

ass load

More than a shitload, but less then a butt load

I have an ass load of work to do.
At least it ain't a butt load!

by Jake October 27, 2003

bzap

A sound effect

One single shot fired from the plasma pistol in halo

by Jake October 28, 2003

ryme

u have to b bored as hell to do

carol and jordan like to ryme on saturday night cuz they have no lives

by jake November 1, 2003

ryme

wut losers do on saturdays!

carol and jordan have no friends so they had to make up rymes

by jake November 1, 2003

Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.

Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.

by Jake November 8, 2003

cleanwipe

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

by Jake November 8, 2003