Jake's definitions

chooch

(noun) see cunt,pussy

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.

by Jake January 18, 2004

sweet-roll

the act of steamrolling someone (see steamroll), but it performed with the pants down and penis out. sweet-rolling maybe be done one of two ways: the first being with a limp weener to slap and inflict pain on the victim, and second, may be done with an erect penis to cause maximum humiliation on the one being sweet-rolled. the latter is often called stale sweet-rolling.

Steve: i heard Bill sweet-rolled everyone at Jim's sleepover while they were sleeping.

Ziggy: eew fuck dude. wasn't there like 14 kids at that sleepver?

Steve: yeah dude.

Ziggy: Bill's fucked up as hell.

by JakE October 22, 2006

cleanwipe

when no residue is present on the toilet paper after the first wipe.

by Jake November 8, 2003

Academic Decathlon

a team of 9 nerds who have decided that they can't seem to get enough of school, so they stay a while longer and train to be "decathletes." smart teams win county, and possibly state (unless you're in cali, when you'll work your ass off sept-feb, win county, and get your brain handed to you on a silver platter by Moorpark/ECR/Granada)

1. Do you have any free time?
-no, i am on academic decathlon

2. How was the formal?
-for decathlon?

by Jake January 25, 2005

grubtastic

Used to describe a particularly good food.

My god, this oatmeal is grubtastic!

by Jake December 8, 2004

woot

Woot originated from a gaming slang term, and abbreviation of "We Owned the Other Team", owned meaning defeated decisively. abbreviated to "woot", zeros often replace o's to form w00t.

<game over, red team wins> w00t. we totally destroyed Blue.

Oh yeah w00t!

by Jake April 5, 2005

used

A Good Punk Band produced by John Feldmann.

The Used kick ass

by Jake December 12, 2003