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A city in southwestern Ontario. aka Sin City, Ontario Known for it's unrivaled bar/club scene. Dozens of bars on a single strip all within minutes walking distance. Has the greatest number of strip clubs per capita of any city in the world. Legal "escort" services and late night massage parlors make this a popular party spot for many americans looking to party. Legal drinking age is 19.
by Jake March 2, 2004
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by Jake June 25, 2004
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Get the george bush mug.1. woman with large breasts (udders) and teats (nipples)
2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).
2. diesel locomotive (in North America);there is also a calf...a diesel locomotive without the "diesel", its merely a lower, more-squat locomotive, no cab, no diesel, just the electric traction motors. The cow has the disel engine(s) so called the prime mover, as well as the electric traction motors which drive the wheels. Occasionally the term slug is used in place of calf; the slug has the electric traction motors, is squat, with no cab, no diesel engine(s).
by Jake February 23, 2004
Get the cow mug.the most retarded fashion trend of 2003/2004. Little brown boot things that allow people to drag their feet all lazy like while looking incredibly stupid and as far away from sexy as they could possibley be. Generally they are worn in one of four forms:
a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000
d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
a) With sweat pants or jeans tucked into the boots Ugh Factor 10
b) With a skirt (why not wear cowboy boots with 80's style shorts?) Ugh Factor 10
c) One pant leg tucked in or either side partially tucked in. Ugh Factor 9 Stupidity factor 1,000,000
d) Under normal pants Ugh Factor 5
--The Ugh Scale--
1 - Fashionable, Stylish, Cool
10 - Possibly the worse thing you could do to society, you'd be better off dead.
cool person: WTF are you wearing on your feet!
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
idiot: these are uggs, they're so hot.
cool person: you should be shot, not only is it 2005 and they're a 2003 trend but they look stupid as shit you trendy slut
idiot: waaaaahhh, i'm not trendy, i'm origional.
cool person: drop dead
by jake April 1, 2005
Get the uggs mug.(noun)a phonecall,page,or conversation aimed at getting into your pants.Not an invite to a movie or dinner, not just coffee, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck"
I woke at 4 a.m. with a massive hard-on. I picked up the phone and gave Ruthie a booty call. I wanted to mount her so very, very much. I had it REAL bad !
by Jake January 14, 2004
Get the booty call mug.By keeping these kids in Junior High were keepin them from terrorizing the emlentary school kids, and saving them from the beatings of high schoolers they so richly deserve.
by Jake March 27, 2005
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