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yo bitches

Phrase used by Jake Waliszewski and Dale Rodas to either yell out for fun or to call one another in large areas or groups of people.
Jake: YO BITCHES..(saying slowly)
Dale: YOOO BITCH..
by Jake January 12, 2005
mugGet the yo bitchesmug.

Eldi

A man who all men look up to and worship.
by jake October 1, 2003
mugGet the Eldimug.

boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.
Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.
by JakE May 22, 2007
mugGet the boner loafmug.

go fishing

Mike: Will you go fishing this weekend?
Sarah: Not with you.
by Jake May 13, 2005
mugGet the go fishingmug.

scrubba

A dirty monkey that likes to diddle with little boys weewees. He likes to climb trees in Africa and find monkey droppings, and eat them. He is gay, and has mated with over 10,038 homosexual animals, including humans, dogs, cats, mosquitos, bacteria, elephants, blue whales, and the rare Martinius Klingonius. Scrubbas usually have an exceptionally large afro, and they seldom shower. Scrubbas do not hit puberty until their late fifties, so most Scrubba will never live to hit puberty. The Scrubba can take extraordinarily large amounts of pain and suffering, as he is constantly attacked by the larger predators such as Jacobius Dumbassius, and Hockius Playerius. If you wish to capture a wild Scrubba, do not shower for a month, as clean smells scare it away, and bring some Yu-Gi-Oh cards or Pokemon games along, and it will surely join you. If you feel a finger diddling your anus or penis while you are sleeping, do not fret, the Scrubba is just expressing his love for you.
by Jake December 18, 2003
mugGet the scrubbamug.

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place
Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!
by jake January 17, 2005
mugGet the half-massmug.

tigairius

Tigairius was someone who originally spawned on the MMORPG-Game "Graalonline" (Featured at www.graalonline.com). Known for his
"leetness" and items.
by Jake January 25, 2005
mugGet the tigairiusmug.

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